Close To The Wind

What is Close To The Wind?


1.

when one farts and can smell the brown bomb lurking in the back passage,

'that stinks' said jonny 'can you smell that i'm sailing close to the wind, any closer i would have touched cloth'

See musturd, pongy, turd


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