Close To The Wind

What is Close To The Wind?


1.

when one farts and can smell the brown bomb lurking in the back passage,

'that stinks' said jonny 'can you smell that i'm sailing close to the wind, any closer i would have touched cloth'

See musturd, pongy, turd


17

Random Words:

1. an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me" Jessica - "Oh he..
1. 1. The ancient art of HEE YA. This technique is mastered by an amateur in hopes of becoming proficient at a specific martial art. This..
1. Something Brits or Anglophiles like to say to express disagreeablilty of something. That new Sonic Death Monkey album is a bit crap. S..