Close Walker

What is Close Walker?

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The friend who walks too close when walking next to you in public and keeps bumping into you. Its usually a flirty thing girls do but also done by close talkers and immigrants.

Scenario 1: Bob and Jane are walking around the mall. Jane bumps into Bob for the third time.

Bob: Are you a close walker?

Jane: What?

Bob: Wanna come over tonight?

Jane: Sure.

Scenario 2: Bob and Felicio are walking to McDonalds. Felicio bumps into Bob 14 times on the way there.

Bob: Is this how you always walk?

Felicio: What?

Bob: I have to go.

See close walker, close talker, annoying, flirt, immigrant, St. Pauli Girl
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