Close Your Legs

What is Close Your Legs?

A phrase spoken when you smell any unpleasant odor (stump dump, lobster boat, dumpster at the shrimp plant, paper mill)within earshot of any female.

Used commonly on the coast of Maine as far back as the mid-1980s

(When walking down near the fish auction): "Jesus Christ, Tammy, close your legs, you skank!"

See shrimp boat, smell, odor, tammy

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