Close Your Legs

What is Close Your Legs?

A phrase spoken when you smell any unpleasant odor (stump dump, lobster boat, dumpster at the shrimp plant, paper mill)within earshot of any female.

Used commonly on the coast of Maine as far back as the mid-1980s

(When walking down near the fish auction): "Jesus Christ, Tammy, close your legs, you skank!"

See shrimp boat, smell, odor, tammy

Intensssssss

1. When your so intense your bustin' a bowel ohhhh my god dude, i'm so intensssssss right now..

Orbadink

1. Little balls of dirt that hang from your butt. To be dirty...to be an orbadink..

Zaffoness

1. someone who isn't a total zaffo but has some symptom of being one "Your zaffoness scares me." See Emily..

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