Closed Balls

What is Closed Balls?

when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or

sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.

My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.

See paul, pauly

The Hairy Bollocks

1. amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks" Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks. Man 2..

Double Hangup

1. the act of after arguing with someone on the phone to hang up on them, making sure you slam the phone down, then calling them back, shou..

Marks-block

1. ambiguously ethnic. >originated from the bay.< "that fool is straight marks-block" See biscuit..

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