Closed Balls

What is Closed Balls?

when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or

sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.

My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.

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