Closed Casket

What is Closed Casket?


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a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition

juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes

jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit

juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket

jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio

maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?

juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?

jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!

See funeral, casket, gangster, fucked, titties


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