Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Goat Knuckle

1. otherwise known as the "male camel toe". large protuding bulge in ones pants because his panis is crammed in them becasue the..

Lebanese Pussy Tamer

1. 1. That's that arab nigga that tames all them infidel pussies. 2. One who is of arab descent who makes infidel pussies drip by tak..

Qfl

1. An acronym for "quit fuckin(g) lying". "QFL, I did not steal your delicious chocolate treats!" See internet slang,..

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