Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Careless Beekeeper

1. pig ugly , a (minger) , a horror you've got a face like a careless beekeeper See ugly, minger, troll, twat faced, arse face..

Matt Suey

1. A term in reference to having a friend have sex with a girl before you do. Matt Suey was a fullback for the Chicago Bears in the 1980s, ..

No Quarters

1. A respectable hustler does not accept loose change, only bills I won't take no quarters from you, damn crackhead! See hustle, dru..

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