Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Fatnoying

1. An individual who somehow manages to be both Fat, and Annoying simultaneously. "Look, it's Michael Moore, how Fatnoying, so..

Ikkiv

1. The Name Vikki Backwards HannahConda: IIIIKKIIIIIIVV! Ikkiv: Be quiet Hannahconda. Nerual: IKKKKKIIIIIIIIIVVVV! Ikkiv: ffs. ¬_¬ Sar..

Kielpasta

1. A common delicacy of the Powop, it consists of some sort of pasta, usually linguine, and polish sausage. Kielbasa + Pasta = Kielpasta. ..

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