Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Fajjit

1. A nice way to say Faggot Robert Trivett is a Fajjit See jesse, you, me, blah, lana, arielle..

Shteaken

1. A delicious type of fudge strudel that you usually eat alongside with pubic haired eggs Dude #1: Ummm dude you wanna eat some shteaken?..

Riesty

1. derived from irie and thirsty. When one is seeking to get high. pronounced (rye-stee) Dude! I haven't smoked in forever. I am ries..

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