Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Rural Beat

1. Old time country music played by urban (educated) musicians Professor Smith and his wednesday night music jam were laying down some gre..

Tarantula Legs

1. extremely hairy legs on a girl "I didn't shave for 3 weeks, now I have tarantula legs!" See hairy, legs, gross, tarantu..

G House

1. In the game Starcraft, when clicking the Protoss Zealot, he will say G house (sometimes, its random) Also related to the show House on ..

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