Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Quamf

1. someone who smells/sniffs a chair after it has been vacated by someone else can be for sexual pleasure (?) i've just seen that we..

Thadood

1. Alias for Jesus Christ, the ruler and savior of all the world. Wuzzup thadood, you get a new guitar?! <b>^see in action on irc.t..

Procranstonate

1. the act of procrastonating in mr. c's class. mr c: what are you kids doing! slackers! us: nothing! mr c: don't procranstona..

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