Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Transidermis

1. A word used to explain the "transitioning" skin type in which there are oily patches and dry patches on the same sheet of skin..

Junk Bunker

1. Term used to describe a woman's ass. As I took her from behind, I raised my hand, and slapped her right on the junk bunker. See w..

5 Green M&ms

1. An urban legend that eating 5 green M&Ms makes you horny. OMG did he have 5 green M&Ms cause he is all over her!! See horny, m..

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