Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Demoncrat

1. A liberal Democrat as perceived by a Bible-belt conservative Republican. An amalgamation of the words "demon" and "democ..

Dusty Pussy

1. A pussy that is covered with cobwebs and dust because it sits dormant, usually on hella fugly bitches, or on fat wilderbeasts that have ..

Zike

1. a derogatory term used universally with all races. can be used as ziker as plural or to just be offenive guy1: hey that guy sniped me,..

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