Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Mehwew

1. the noise a fifteen year old virgin makes when analy raping a mongolian pigeon oh mewew See ingrid..

:-o

1. A emoticon that uses the cap O. Used after an internet comment designed to shock or surprise the reader. As if to say "Oh!" ..

Fuckedupness

1. Noun - 1. The degree to which something is fucked up. 2. A general state of "nothing going right" over time, whereas..

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