Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Balljuzzi

1. a mini jacuzzi made for one's testacles powered by a female blowing through straws. yo bitch get over here and give me a balljuzzi..

Pei Pei

1. Chris Hsin's alias created by Janet Chung. person 1: HARROW PAE PIE U R CHNESE??? chris: stfu..

Hot Shitter

1. Male or Female who is so insanely hot that you wouldn’t mind watching them shit. Daayumm- that David Beckham is a hot shitter! See hot..

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