Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Doctor Fudge

1. one who inspects mens rectums for nutty bits of fudge did you see rob and sneuss playing doctor fudge yesterday. that was so gay. See ..

Barclay's Bank

1. cockney rhyming slang for wank (masturbate) i'm gonna have a barclay's..

Akron/canton Goatee

1. In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin a..

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