Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Nukja

1. a friendly form of the racial slur "nigger" Kevin: Whats going on nukja? Daniel: Nothin much, just chillin nukja Kevin: Tha..

Vagina Maggot

1. When ones tampon string hangs below the panty line or bathing suit bottom. Hence being visible to others, also resembling a maggot hangi..

Vag-hermit

1. A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission "The bar? Hold on, dude...

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