Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Pat's Mom

1. Used to describe a very hott mother, such as pat's mom. Do have you seen pat's mom? she fly as fuck Or Did you just say pa..

Inferno

1. 1.A blazing fire. 2n be used as an adjective to make the name of a fire-based attack spell. 1.The forest was engulfed in an inferno. ..

Jurema

1. A plant people smoke, and also the coolest chic in the world. "Last night with Jurema, I smoked some kickass jurema."..

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