Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Bag A Moose

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Khoomeynie

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Pretty Good

1. The equivalent of amazing. Has a somewhat sarcastic tone. When used with this meaning, the speaker would most likely sound excited as op..

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