Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Bottle Jam

1. After having sex with your girl, you wake up in the middle of the night grab a water bottle and twist the bottle so the pressure can bui..

Jojothemonkey

1. jojothemonkey is god i worship him its a cross between that monkey from the simpsons(krusty's) which smokes and me Joe hence jojo ..

Hiv Dog

1. One who is suspected or confirmed of having the following diseases: Hepatitis A B OR C, and std and Aids. and is also ur friend and or &..

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