Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Vision Quest

1. Forcing sleep deprivation upon yourself, usually more than 24 hours without sleep, with the intended purpose that motor functions will b..

Drinking Britches

1. Pants worn in anticipation of staying at home and consuming alcohol. Are usually sweatpantsor similar to sweatpants, and are worn for ma..

Zombay

1. South American guy that died and came back to life. Watch out for dat zombay, mon! See zombay, zombie, jamaica, haiti, undead, brains..

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