Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Jumunglies

1. Breasts Pronounced - (ju-mun-glees) Holy shit - looks at those fucking JUMUNGLIES!!! See tits, baps, waps, breasts, bresticles, brist..

Nub Cub

1. a baby or verry young noob/nub. person 1: dude i got 25 headshot in a row on this 7 year old in halo 3 last nite. person 2: wow what a..

Fucunt

1. (n); a fucking cunt. Schiano is such a fucunt. All he does is play magic and get mad bitches all day. See cunt, fuck, fucking, ps3, ll..

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