Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Gabbi

1. A woman that is easy to fall in love with. Someone that is compleatly amazing! Man, I just fell in love with Gabbi and I don't kno..

Tricked

1. Having had sex with a casual partner. Eddie picked up Clyde at the bar, took him home, gave him another drink, and then tricked with hi..

Zaponga!

1. pornounced zaPonga (the P as explosive as possible, spit if you have to) is a term to express "in your face", "owned"..

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