Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Babic

1. dirty smelling mexican that is very poor and will lick ur balls for crack. Abnormaly tall mexican usually going for extremely fatasses ..

Zac Hanson

1. Member of the band Hanson. Best known for his long hair until he cut if off recently. Known to play a pretty mean set of drums. "H..

1337 Day

1. 1337 day is the 13th of March, 2007 (13/3/7). Unfortunately, not available to American counterparts due to their switching of the month ..

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