Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Hans Moleman

1. A hapless character from the Simpsons, an old man who is perpetually getting killed or injured in nasty, tragic ways. Phish: "Who ..

Bomb Chewin

1. That good head that makes your toes curl...have you sayin "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" SHOENOMESAYIN?!?!?!?! makes u wanna go bac to..

Lukas

1. a name originating from L. Ron Hubbard's book of "Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health" . This name refers to ..

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