Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Fresnologist

1. the doctor who studied fresnology in college and can find and treat any fresnel complications. (not when speaking of the species fresnel..

Udainau

1. A primitive way to say 'you die, now' in chat lingo. Meant to express disapproval and the like. Olivia: I really like punk r..

Viserainial Cunt

1. individuals that cause you to have convulsions of conniptions. "Jessa stop being a viserainial cunt and throwing pear cores on my ..

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