Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Automag

1. A mechanical painball marker manufactured by Airgun Designs(AGD). The Automag, along with the Autococker, were the premiere markers bac..

Dizzump

1. A big turd, AKA dump I took a hella big dizzump...

Dingleman

1. An ice cream man, a man who sells ice cream from a truck. So named because of the bell that is used to summon customers to the truck. M..

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