Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Vicious Bastard

1. to have a vicious wank with the veins popping out the temple and the neck I'm going to the toilet to have a vicious bastard, aaa,a..

W.a.g.g.g.s.

1. World Association of Girl Guides and Girl Scouts. 10 million member organization composed of member associations in 140 countries. Of..

Jackpipe

1. Term for one's anal canal which begins with the bumhole "That fucker just booted me right up the jackpipe" See crack, a..

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