Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

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1. The highest possible level of ownage. Blenderlm (RADIO): Report In, Team. Master O' Cheese (RADIO): Sector Clear. RubberDuckyMan..

Pokeyman

1. Used by crazy people who can't pronounce "Pokemon". POKEYMAN?! POKEYMAN?! With the pokey and the man and the thing with ..

Yoya

1. Slang for a really fat girl. "Look at that yoya standing by the soda machine." See fatty, fat, obese, skinny, thin..

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