Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Zyge

1. A synonym for sucks. It also can be spelled/pronounced Zag, but it is better to stick with the original. Dude, this food really zyges...

Talk-blocker

1. a person who interrupts a focused conversation between people with an off-topic/less important subject i was discussing the monthly sal..

New Game

1. ask someone 5 questions then they have to answer truthfully and then they ask you 5 questions. jimmy says tommy wanna play new game? to..

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