Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Leetmo

1. Like elite, only even more so. Woah, this pr0n is leemo!..

Zesty Testies

1. A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he..

Zabrak

1. A fictional race in Star Wars that comes from the planet Iridonia and sports numerous short horns on the top of the head. Darth Maul is..

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