Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Mulletteer

1. One who is wise in the way of the mullet. See also Dickie Bob or Dick Jenkins. Whoah, now that is a true mulletteer. 2. one who spor..

Yarpy Karpy

1. A term used for Yes , or I totally agree. Person 1 : Did you slap him in the face yet? Person 2 : Yarpy karpy :) Person 1 : And did ..

Polycoolist

1. A person that uses the word "cool" in different variations of spelling, inflections and meanings. kool, cool, qool, kewl, qew..

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