Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Bigpussy

1. A man with no penis. 2. Ramming Internal Goal Omen The acronym above makes absolutely no sense. It is confusing and gay; just ..

Bump Junkie

1. n. a living organism with an over obsession for any single object or action. With as much as she keeps applying lip balm, she must be a..

W00tastic

1. Something that is so awesome that a normal "w00t" can't contain it's awesome w00tness. Guy : Hey baby can I have yo..

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