Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Upper Darby Dirtbag

1. An acoholic mixture of Natural Light and Vladimir vodka. Only consumed by cheap/poor Upper Darby High School students with no jobs. Man..

Ugly Sweater Wednesday

1. Hump day, an occasion every week to wear that ugly sweater you got from Aunt Mildred for Christmas. Jack: Crap, I forgot it was Ugly Sw..

Hackalacker

1. one who hacks; someone who is an amazing hacker The FBI caught a hackalacker in his apartment because he was downloading illegal files ..

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