Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

*s*

1. *S* aka salute, is commonly used throughout the gaming clans, usually in Counter-Strike. it is a form of greetings to the members of the..

Eckelberry

1. a person who masturbates 5+ times a day Guy: Close the door!! Guy2: What are you doing? Guy: Nothing! Go away! Guy2: Dude... Don&apo..

Cyran Wrap

1. Something used to wrap up old food that you don't want to eat, or to put around a jackasses car. Also use to hang up people by flag..

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