Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

1. Who, What, Where, When and Why. Similar to asking the "411" or detailed information about an event. "Dude, gimme the W5..

Upperclass Syndrome

1. when an upper classmen spends most of his time trying to get with younger girls, but usually doesnt succeed. Garrett is always spittin ..

L.m.s.

1. Lauren Millar Syndrome: Pertaining to the non-possession of an ass. A serious case of nass. Guy#1:Yo check her out, she has absolutely ..

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