Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Phanal

1. phone sex of the anal variety i called this girl i know in korea. we had phanal. then i ordered some pizza and watched the hockey game...

Japanese-american

1. Refers to an individual of Japanese descent living in the United States of America, or any manifestation of Japanese culture that has be..

Ride The Cougar

1. To smoke marijuana. To get stoned. hey lets ride the cougar! See high, stoned, ballin', maryjane, dutchie, cool kids..

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