Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Dufj

1. An acronym that stands for "Dressing up for Jesus". This refers to dressing/being forced to dress up all nice for church so th..

Roughrider

1. (noun): 1) Any of the various forms of homosexuals that enjoy giving and taking it up the ass. 2) A cowboy who breaks in a saddle for a ..

Technobabble

1. The art of using a bunch of nonsensical ramblings to solve of explain a problem. Usually used by SCI-FI writers once they have written ..

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