Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Incense For The Soul

1. Another name for joint, blunt, spliff, etc., ... Related to buddhism where incense would be burned to give praise to the ancestors. Du..

Guatemalan Grinder Grab

1. when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he..

Read My Lips

1. a very nice way to say, " girl you got moose knuckle" Said as if she has a such ..

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