Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Zorui

1. Shadow Lord of Sentients. Pure evil. Much of his time is spent battling Disney, and the rest goes to beating up children, PWNing horny f..

Aftermath

1. Record label created by Dr. Dre in 1996. Current artists include Eminem, 50 Cent. Aftermath just signed Stat Quo. See g-unit records,..

Polecat Stew

1. A jam band out of South Louisiana that plays in every musical genre imaginable. Formerly named, the "Honky Tonk Zeros", the b..

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