Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

El Capitano

1. someone who you hold deep admiration for or is captain of a ship or some other thing that you can be captain of make your own example b..

Xizzo

1. See The Notorious Xizzo "That guy Xizzo has a penis the size of an Elephant Trunk"..

Stack'd Out

1. Some one who is from Hayward, Cali... which is also known as Haystack, thus the meaning stack'd out... you rep haystack to the full..

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