Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Qtard

1. A retard that is one SUR (Standard Unit of Retardation) worse than a Ptard. Man, Andrew is such a Qtard, much worse than that Ptard ove..

Eymaan

1. World's prettiest girl! A duaghter of a president. Look, it's Eymaan the Queen! See eymaan, iman, eyman, imaan..

One Inch Punch

1. An explosive short range punch, made famous by the late Bruce Lee. Seemingly magical to the unlearned, it is actually the result of a pe..

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