Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Yns

1. Acronym for "You're Not Smashing," made popular by the General Forum on NikeTalk. Frail Poster: "Hey guys how do I ..

Lego Law

1. When you are not looking for something/someone you find it/them. The boy knew that because of the lego law he would never find the girl..

King's Ransom

1. A metric shitloadof money. Jimmy made a king's ransom selling blow-up sheep with Derek Jeter faces at the Yankees game. See Nick ..

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