Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Obama-ed

1. v. A manner of domination past the point of pwnage. usually associated with complete and utter victory against people/persons. Originat..

Elcock

1. A male period i.e. a section of time of extreme, unexplainable, moodiness Sorry I'm so bitchy, I'm having a bit of an elcock ..

Mutation

1. The process of my penis getting extraordinarily large due to genetic change Girl: OMG, YOUR MUTATION IS (OH) (OH) SO GOOD (OH) (OH)!!! ..

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