Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Oneka

1. THE BEST PLACE IN THE whole WORRRRRLD!! *go reds* "O-N-E-K-A dear old camp not far away" i <3 turtles 2. 1.A cute blac..

Kip Tryon

1. A member of the fabled DS Crew. Wouldnt hurt for him to lose a few pounds and is suspiciously underedevloped for his age. Rumors are als..

Are You Going To Eat That Shit?

1. What someone asks you when you sit down for breakfast with a bowl of grits. Lee ran into Tom at the hotel restaurant and grabbed a seat..

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