Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Went In The Tank

1. When a poker player takes a long time to make a decision. Fortunately, he "went in the tank", so I knew my hand was good. Se..

Oppie With An Eye

1. an police helicopter (oppie) with a search beam oh my god that oppie with an eye is up to something See oppie, helicopter, chopper..

Jenkie

1. Nickname for the name Jenny/Jennifer. Hey Jenkie! How was your day? See name, nick, jenny, jennifer, square..

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