Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Crotchless Chaps

1. leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love. also used for easy access..

Oinkbark

1. An Oinkbark is a communist pig-dog. "That Steve guy is such an oinkbark." See communist, pig, dog, pinko, liberal..

Shmano

1. A person who is always there. You kinda need a shman as one of ur frends. Someone u can turn to wen ur going through hard times. Basical..

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