Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Zindoodle

1. very like " indeed", or "of course", but with overtones of "thats fantastic news" <Philbo> i fixed..

Jungle Hog

1. A morbidly obese individual with a rather "festive" style of dress. The female form is more common and can often be found at b..

Drkanje

1. It's JERKING OFF (PUÑETA) in Serbian, Croatian, Bosnian and Montenegrin. Ja volim drkanje. I like to jerk off. See jerking, jerk..

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