Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Yehei Shmei Shmuck

1. a small circumcised penis (in jew talk) can be used as a: noun, insult, or exclamation "Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!..

Jaanki

1. An amazing person. Somebody who is witty, fun and creative. They usually have a high IQ and can answer any question precisely. They also..

Goosfaba

1. kinda in relation to goosfraba but its something that me and nicole say to each other meaning goodnight and take it easy.... GOOSFABA n..

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