Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Urzam

1. the sexiest and coolest person alive. Damn Urzam you are so cool See urzam, sexiest, coolest, name, girl, urzam..

Hogwashington

1. the malarchy that happens in washington everything was good until bush became president. Then eveything got hogwashington See bush, wa..

Catho

1. Derived by the Tramp and his homeboys catho is a racist word for catholics fuck that dirty catho right back to spain See catho, cathol..

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