Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Lickystick

1. A word for a particularly suckable jewcumber. Chava: "Pass that lickystick over hizzle." See jewcumber, shaft, cock, cookies..

Dface

1. adj. when someone does something really stupid pronoun. what happens to your eyes when youre really fuckered up pro. "How did you..

Velocirabbit

1. A varying hare in which has a certain Rapidity or speed of motion; and or swiftness. Whoa! That crazy Velocirabbit just raced right in ..

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