Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Pimpus Maximus

1. 1. The biggest pimp in a single location (city, school, state, etc.) 2. The biggest pimp in a single location's car or ride of cho..

Tezannion

1. a lobster-like organism living deep in the depths of lake taklakamion in zimbabwe Wow! Look at the size of that tezannion! See lobster..

Enfazzling

1. used to describe the statement made to create the "awed" feeling by saying something flattering to a significant other, usuall..

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