Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Fongrongedong

1. Fred in pig chinese (like pig latin) vowels are said as they should be, consonants have "ong" added to the end. Then, speak!..

Kirb Stomp

1. When playing super smash brothers, one beats the absolute shit out of someone with Kirby. This is a rare act of greatness. Being Kirb st..

Viagerm

1. 1. a vaginal infection. 2. pants "i like the viagerms your wearing" "fuck you" See virus, pants, spoons, vaginas..

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