Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Equeered

1. When a married man is separated from his wife because he is gay. Jim became equeered from his wife when he realized he loved butthole p..

Fishegass.

1. Combination of the yiddish word, mishegas, meaning craziness or crazy talk and fish. Crazy talk about fish. That custom of tying a carp..

Gooburger

1. A burger covered in goo or crapmonkeys; nangouwith a corkhead that swells into a mushroom during the summer. No offence. Jesus! That go..

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