Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Knarsty

1. Something that is so nasty it needs its own word yo that is so knarsty it makes me want to throw up See darkside..

Race-bred

1. A superlative used in car ads that suggests that the car being advertised was designed for car racing. In reality, it is meaningless. T..

Yum-o

1. A phrase often quoted by Food Network Star Rachael Ray to describe something that tastes or looks delicious. Just look at those seared ..

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