Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

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Kulsum

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Nutty Bar

1. The combination of your dick and nuts. She was so craving my nutty bar. Or: I would definately give her my nutty bar. See nutty bar, n..

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