Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Presidette

1. n. The female form of the word president. Hillary Clinton will be the first presidette of the United States of America...FUCK! See pr..

Roflmaowahskcdnwdasfacda

1. rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while asking orange walruses about homosexual snakes karate chopping delicate novalties while d..

Jacklung

1. 1. Someone who should not speak. 2. An idiot or otherwise clueless person. Eat your muffin and shut up, jacklung! See idiot, jacklung..

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