Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

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1. A very precise sexual position and when delivered correctly it summons great pleasure. This move contains 3 people (2 men 1 woman), 4 if..

3 Day Old Ass

1. what one smells like after not bathing for months, or farting and shitting she stank of 3 day old ass i went to lick her pussy, but it..

Quentzel

1. v. When you're ready to have sex with a girl but are unsure whether to insert your penis into the vagina or the anus. Rather than m..

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