Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Bitchedton

1. A whiney ass bitch + a fag name =a weird, skinny(roughly under 100ibs) undersized muscleless moron. See that guy walking down that road..

Palmistry

1. A manual technique employed by a FRENCH POLISHERwhen restoring the LUSTRE to a lady's PERSONAL FURNITURE. When polishing her cheri..

Import Tuner

1. A small/small medium car of the compact/compact sedan/compact sports breed, i.e. foreign makes such as but not limited to Honda, Toyota,..

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