Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Omg00sh

1. Almost like omgosh, but alot better k thnx omg00sh my anus is on fire..

Elwyn

1. An advanced sexual position, involving one male, and three (usually) attractive females. This term was first used in connotation to a f..

Jewblog

1. a forum thread which is so rarely replied to, that the jewish owner decides to hijack it to become a defacto blog.. I started this thr..

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