Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Freeeee

1. 1. To enjoy life on your own terms, relationship-less. 2. To not be held down by some inconsiderate asshole that will most likely dump ..

Plopdrop

1. a piece of shit or falling piece of shit the dog left you a big plopdrop on the floor ! See shit, crap, dookie, turd..

Super Spesh

1. some one who is especially special as in partially retarded. damn, that guys a tard, he's super spesh! See partial retard, spesh,..

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