Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Your Mama

1. first two words when somebody trys to insult you or your mother. your mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said why are you givin ..

Virginia Mudslide

1. when you fuck a girl up the ass and make her shit on the bed, then u spread the shit on the bed and she slip and slides across it, sucki..

Tunnel Whore

1. A prostitute who frequents the area leading to the tunnels from Manhattan to New Jersey. Spring Street is crawling with tunnel whores o..

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