Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

W00tenhaus

1. A pseudo-German word meaning "something of great joy" or w00t. Used to explain a event of great jubulation or joy. Sometimes r..

Donkey Lunch

1. Taking a girl out for a lunch date and then let her pay for everything. I took this gal out to this really fancy place downtown. When w..

The Flying Dutchman

1. The act of consuming half a bottle of schapps, smoking one joint, smoking a cigarette as fast as you can, snorting .2-.3 grams of your f..

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