Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Reeces Feces

1. The act of taking a dump then forming the poop in a way that makes the poop look like a recees peanut butter cup. "Man, i cant bel..

Panty Lugee

1. The thick, often stringy liquid ejected from a girl's pussy upon her sudden arousal. See also panty gravy, panty pudding,panty pud..

Hootie The Owl

1. A sexual favor which entails "hooting" (like an owl) into a persons anus to ilicit pleasurable sensations. Hooker: "If y..

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