Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

D'roden

1. A person who thinks they are celibate, but are unconsciously gay. Brian was D'Roden until he realised he likes cock. See gay, cel..

Zoemg

1. a cooler version of the word "zomg" using the name Zoe "ZOEMG, u just got pwnd!" See zoe, zoemg, pwnge, awesome, z..

Vag-ined

1. When your friend is whipped by a girl and he is not even getting any at all. Tommy told us bro's before hoe's but he's a..

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