Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Qualified

1. well hung; posessing a large penis I saw Dan out on the track today and he looks pretty qualified. See big, package, junk, hung, dcoy ..

Incomperstandable

1. Someone whom is so unbelievably incoherent and incompetent, that you are simply unable to withstand them. This usually occurs with someo..

Hairy Baird

1. A mixed alcoholic beverage comprising Guinness, Coke and Morgan's Rum. "Geese us a Hairy Baird mister!" See hairy, bai..

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