Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Upper Canadian

1. How a Canadian Maritimer refers to people from Ontario without resorting to profanity. The expression dates back to the early 19th Centu..

Dsj;f

1. Dead Sexy Justice Fighters Guy 1: What do we do? We're in terrible danger! Guy 2: We can call the dsj;f! The Dead Sexy Justice Fi..

Roll Ya Dice

1. to roll your nuts around a table while playing monopoly Look honey, Im rolling for a 2 See Scat..

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