Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Laugh Spazm

1. An all of a sudden nonstop jerk that is caused by something or someone funny and can often lead to seizure. "Omg shes having a lau..

Quadskank

1. An attractive, college-aged woman tanning herself on the quadrangle of a predominantly male college campus, oftentimes wearing a bikini...

Uther

1. The guy from WCIII, a paladin, I presume. Should be used when charging into battle, sword raised with hands high above. To helm's ..

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