Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Junior Bonner

1. Sexual act/position from behind. Slip your manhood full tilt into your lady's cooze, then just before you jam your thumb into her ..

Knacksploitation

1. Movie that shows Irish Travellers in a good light, implying that anyone who doesn't care overmuch for knackers has simply lost thei..

Male Time

1. the time of which you masturbate. "Alright, it's male time." See jacking off, masturbation, masturbate, male, time..

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