Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Runescape Sucks

1. Yes, it sucks, and you know it! Runescape sucks balls ! Trash that game ! See runescape, sucks, suck, shitscape..

Empiracy

1. The greatest metal band to ever come out of georgia. person1: man, did you go to the Empiracy concert last night? person2: hell yeah, ..

Man Of Daughter

1. 1.A man who is happy that he surprised his daughter with something of interest. 2. A man who is happy his daughter surprised him. 3. A ..

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