Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Mooncakes

1. A car enthusiasts' term (especially with Lexus enthusiasts) for aftermarket wheels/rims. Pocky just got new mooncakes for his Lexu..

Zimmerism

1. 1. A once funny saying used so many times, that it loses any resemblence to an amusing statement. 2. The actual statement that is incre..

Jezo Fezo

1. n. someone who is surprised by the rampant sexuality in urban dictionary jezo! you're being such a jezo fezo momezzo! See jezo, s..

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