Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Barista

1. Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel..

Zikans_massakirous

1. Zikanin_massakirous is a powerful weapon. It shoots 5000.522 caliber chirstmas hams. wtf why i have hole on my stomach?!+1+ omg its th..

Damn Nuggets

1. (Phrase: curse, exclamation) a) An exclamation of dismay, originating from 'Damn', and a slurred 'Dang nabbit'. b)..

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