Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Quartie

1. a quartie is a 32 ounce serving of beer. if i don't feel like swilling a 40, i will score me a quartie. See reon 1. a quartie i..

Neopalitan

1. when a getting head the male pulls his penis out before ejaculation and proceds to release his seminal fluid on his partners face then p..

Nazipublican

1. A member (or sympathizer) of the republican cartel currently occupying the White House. Believe that the U.S. should be a one-party theo..

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