Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Kerbunk

1. (Verb) When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who&a..

Flow Disrupter

1. A Flow Disrupter is someone or something that disrupts the natural flow of things. Chris a became a flow disrupter when he walked in on..

Farzana

1. Wise , brilliant person . She's so farzana . =P See farzana, intelligent, wise, brilliant, name 2. someone who just farted sto..

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