Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Emo-tastic

1. an adjective form of emo. used to describe something or someone who is great in the ways of emo, or is just great. 1. that lip piercing..

Bil Kulin

1. A lame attempt at trolling. It's a spelling used to make fun of the late Bill Cullen, host of many great game shows. Appeared on ..

Jooos!

1. a group which, according to Howard Zinn and Cindy Sheehan, caused the Black Death, World War 1, the fall of the Roman Empire, and the Ir..

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