Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Zellwood

1. Zellwood is a small redneckish town in central Florida. Better know as Smellwood because it is located down wind from a mushroom farm. I..

Ukrainian Piledriver

1. When a man knocks a woman unconscious. He then proceeds to build a pulley system on the ceiling of his room. He then ties the woman, by ..

Zeno

1. Legendary Status or God Like. That Zeno is one to look up to and heed all he says. Lucky for the world a man like this exsists. See z..

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