Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Rougeverve

1. Incredably fat person; a whale. 118th | Rougeverve See wind..

Cerrion

1. A green colour usually seen on gayboy hairdressers MX5s. Usually palmed off on naive customers who are conned into thinking it is silver..

Asstortoise

1. its just one of those shits that are so fat you think they are never gonna come out. dude chris that asstortoise was so big it felt lik..

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