Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Gi Joe Time

1. enter the trenches..under heavy influence (alcohol), and dominate and penetrate the target (ho's) We went to the club and prepared..

Nob-ender

1. Nob-ender....a Preston North End fan. A derisary term used by Blackburn Roversfans when reffering to their local rivals Preston North E..

Arizona Chilidog

1. when a girl shits on your cock and places her hands as if its a hotdog and gives you a blow job. "hey did u hear about kristen bro..

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