Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

7:17

1. If you ever look at your watch or clock and it is 7:17, it is time to dance and chant "7:17", but once it is 7:18 you can stop..

Res

1. The black substance resembling a resin, which builds up in bongs and other smoking implements. Also can be used as a substitute for othe..

God Shit

1. God shit is an interjection to be used during times of extreme duress, especially during video games. This exclamatory phrase is best se..

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