Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Yandu

1. From a shortening of the expression: "Ya know what I wanna do?" referring to wanting a cigarette--- Yandu are cigarettes. Si..

Jeffery

1. A slag term used for cocaine also known as just jeff That's a ton of jeffery... She did a ton of jeff last night... See coke, su..

Enchilitis

1. gastic upset(pain, gurgling, gas) after eating mexican food, particularly enchiladas. "Damn, baby, that mexican food sure was good..

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