Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Flying With Birds

1. 1.} when you are currently really high,baked,or fried from smoking pot damm jose did u see lauren shes flying with birds too...haha yea..

Like Real

1. Yeah right. As if! Jeff: "I'm going out on a hot date tonight." Matty: "Like real!" See like, real, yeah, ri..

Zoo Driftin'

1. A fictional event used in a lie to avoid another potential event. Chick1: Do you want to study hardcore tonight? Chick2: Awwww, I can&..

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