Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

11:11

1. The time of day when one should make a wish while looking at the clock. shit mang, it's 11:11, i gotsa make a wish! See Myke 2. ..

Darryl

1. To taunt a person, usually an athlete, by slowly repeating their name. From when fans used to taunt Darryl Strawberry by chanting “Darr..

Anorexaura

1. (n.) The aura that annorexic people exude. I knew something was wrong when I took her out to dinner - it wasn't just that she didn..

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