Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

The Chinuas

1. Probably the most dominating presence in the NorthEast. Unlike the Orange Sal Fasanos, they are not huge dicks and are actually athletic..

Fudge Mountain

1. this is when a gimp is confined for so long he procedes to leave a "fudge mountain" of fecal matter in the very place he was b..

Cleepa

1. Origintated in the best movie ever Pootie Tang, cleepa refers to a close friend, or someone of strong dislike. Also Pootie Tang's ..

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