Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Rotten Ronnie's

1. McDonald's shitty ass food. I'm starving. Let's got get some Rotten Ronnie's...

Aholian

1. One who comes from the land of a-holes My boss is such an aholian..

Alexander Technique

1. Indispensable therapy for all A-List celebrities. The best way to arch your shoulders back to make them look narrower (though this is no..

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