Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Vortex

1. any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous. "you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you do..

Dup Stick

1. penis,dildo,strap on,ass plug,banana,cucumber,ect. chris turk likes dup sticks in his ass. See dup, stick, chris, turk, rape, ass..

Yuno

1. Another word for slut. Man she was such a huge yuno. See slut, shank, whore, anime, uno..

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