Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Ucwidt

1. Acronym for "you see what I did there?" more commonly known as "u c wat i did thar?". A form of sarcasm used by some..

Uncle Kevin

1. A highly obese, 350 pound man that bakes and owns a bagel shop. A man who has a horrible sweating problem, when he sweats it looks like..

W.o.c

1. W.O.C A.K.A Waste of Cum. Best way to describe how worthless someone is or someone no body likes and should have been a jack off. Jeff ..

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