Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Mykell

1. A Mykell is an obvious lie or rumour that is spread around friends to cause confusion and worry in their Fantasy Football team. Example..

Thirstywear

1. The coolest clothing you will ever own. Thirstywear will be your "go to" clothes again and again. The ultimate in style and co..

Swisher Sweet

1. A cigar with a sweet flavor on the tip so you can get a delicious flavor while you get a buzz. Yo Apu... lemme get a pack of them swish..

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