Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Apop

1. means the Amazing Power of Pussy. Used to describe a situation in which a man show outrageous, unthinkable behavior in pursuit of a woma..

Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.

1. Said sarcastically after a situation you don't like but feel the need to say something to alleviate frustration. ~~~~~ Without th..

Halo Baby

1. A child who has grown up with online video games. ahh i just got p00nedby like a 4 year old don't worry about it, it's proba..

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