Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Vegemite Sanchez

1. When a man & woman are engaging in filthy anal sex..then the man rubs a thick black smear of vegemite on the girl's upper lip, ..

Geedit

1. The phrase you utter when hand-feeding someone or seeing someone being hand-fed. Daniel feeds Danny a forkful of ravioli. Dan: "..

Diggily

1. although its origins have long been disputed - can be a noun, an exclaimation or a verb to use in any interesting or meaningful situatio..

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