Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Ussher

1. My last name. Andy Ussher is surely an australian name...

Coxsackie

1. A virus that produces painful sores in the mouth and on the feet, usually affecting young children and kiddie touchers. Johnny got a se..

Rockbuddy

1. A porn movie waiting to happen. Person 1: Rockbuddy, you're name is like a porn movie waiting to happen. Rockbuddy: Hey, hey! I a..

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