Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Vom Bomb

1. The highly acidic discharge that is ejected in the act of vomiting. "I almost dropped a vom bomb the first time I ever smelled a w..

Oh Poo

1. a dislike of a certain situation oh poo! i forgot to turn the oven off. See poo, shit, oh, shitty, poos..

Orfalsem

1. A fake orgasim. To fake please sexualy to make male feel better or perhaps even female. I had to Orfalsem just to make him not feel bad..

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