Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Yuk Lik Sik

1. Something Negative with Great Appeal John "Man you headed to that party tonight?" Clint "Hella fukkin Yuk Lik Sik tho.&..

Grand Houdini

1. It starts out when a man is fucking a girl from behind, while she is facing out a window. Another man sneaks out from a nearby hiding p..

9/9/99

1. The date on which a computer bug caused Daft Punk's synthesizer to explode. The accident necessitated reconstructive surgery for bo..

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