Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Jelly Fuckers

1. another name for a cop Those jelly fuckers gave me a fine! See donut, cop, pig, fine, crime, court..

Yawnage

1. Boring, bland, uninteresting that game is yawnage See boring, bland, uninteresting, yawn, sleep..

Douche Mcclouche

1. -A (male) junior in college, with no sexual background or experience, that carries a large set of moobs, who hunts and eats squirrel, an..

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