Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Hobknock

1. 1) when a guy hits you in the face with his penis 2) one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles/ to refer to a person as ..

The Bosses Cock Isn't Going To Suck Itself

1. In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the..

Love Hound

1. Someone (mostly middle aged single women) who will look for "love" where ever they can such as bar,the beach,the men's pu..

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