Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Zombie Porn

1. The best fucking type of porn. Its especially made for those "special" people like necrophiliacs and other sorts of psychos. I..

Ginnitals

1. A girl who loves to eat. She makes choices that will ultimately make her miserable. She always has a substance in her, and is easily tak..

Gagf

1. acronym - Go And Get Fucked GAGF I ain't writin a fuckin example 2. ACRONYM : Instruction to take up sex+travel. Them septic ..

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