Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Tailwind

1. An affectionate term used to describe farting, flatulance, or offensive odors and/or sounds originating from the rectum. "Her tail..

Rat Farm

1. A farm in which live swarms and swarms of killer rats, with a large tin shed over top of it with copper wire as the roof. A poor paying ..

Lolcornshit

1. the act of eating nothing but corn for 24 hours as to accomplish shitting pure corn so that you may take a picture of it and spam a pers..

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