Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Slutty Two Shoes

1. A girl who sleeps round, usually a preppy one, and tries to cover it up by getting straight A's. And using diaphrams. Look at that..

Fat Wanker

1. 1. An insult. 2. A description of someone who is both fat *and* and a wanker. 3. A very annoying fat boss. My boss is a big fat wank..

Futoning

1. The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can&ap..

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