Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Lumpen

1. Short for lumpenproletariat. A catch-all term used primarily by self-styled Marxists to describe people "below" the proletari..

Barbed Surprise

1. When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire. This infl..

Danielle Steel

1. Famous Romance Author. Known for writing complete smut. Sex-crazed, unrealistic books. Never date a girl who reads Danielle Steel. S..

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