Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Vegaed

1. 1. to get your face covered in jizz while wherein glasses :] jessica got vegaed in an awesome porno See facial..

Ursg

1. The definition is u r so gay Nicholas Mackey, ursg cause you have arps. See arps, gay, milfs..

Zaccarias

1. someone who is a flirt with almost everyone That guy's bein' such a flirt... he must be a Zaccarias. See flirt, silly, outgo..

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