Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Unixmad

1. CUM LICKING, ASS FISTING, COCK SUCKING, HORSE RAPEING, CHILDREN MOLESTERING FUCKING DIRTY FRENCH EX PRIEST WHO RUNS A GAME FOR KIDS THAT..

Zomg The Birds Are Dying

1. Saying said first by youtube "star" emogirl in one of her videos. Now used all the time as a form of "OMG!" only mor..

Jindy

1. Jindabyne. The sick town next to the best snowboarding in Autralia. "I'm gunna go work down in Jindy for a season and snowboa..

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