Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

A Little Strange

1. This expression is used when you have been in a relationship for an extensive period of time and you have decided you need to add some “..

[jim Dandy]

1. The act of taking a shit in a bathtub while getting a blowjob, and giving a blowjob to third guy, and that person is eating a Peanut But..

Pony Boy

1. Contrary to populat belief, a Pony Boy is actually a boy or man that drives a Mustang and is under the misunderstanding that their car i..

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