Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

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Cranal Lube

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1. A phrase that is used mainly in the Great Brook Valley section of WorcesterMassachusetts which means Drug Bust or Worcester PD. It is us..

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