Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

19th Hole

1. an alcoholic beverage after a game of golf After a tough golf game he went for a 19th hole. See sports 2. When a man uses his dick t..

Mushroom Stew

1. when having sexual intercourse, the woman takes a dump. The shit is used as lube. The sloppy mess of cum and shit after sex is the mushr..

Rexacule

1. a used condom, generally found lying around Get that rexacule off of our table! See condom, used, used condom, gross 2. a used condo..

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