Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Gogofarts

1. Any farts you make while in a car, bus, or any mode of transportation. (Noun) 1. I hear John has (see; had) gogofarts (Exclamation) *J..

Cornswaggle

1. to scam someone with little or no thought into the scam i tried to cornswaggle my mom into letting me have some money she told me to ge..

The Stomps

1. Phrase referring to the experience of diarrhea so intense, when squatting upon a toilet one stomps their foot on the ground as they expe..

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