Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Interactive Game

1. Moronic and meaningless buzzword to denote a video game of some kind. Originates in the days of the "interactive movie", a ti..

U. Of Trash

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Zombiecore

1. a style of music wich is a combination of 80s thrash metal and hardcore influenced by zombie b movies this is defined by the band send m..

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