Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Ziggumbump

1. a cool dimwitt who has never eaten a carrot b4 Leigh is a ziggumbump..

Esotericy

1. esoteric 1. A moment when you allow all possibilities of expression. When you start judging the quality of a word by its ability to exp..

Lhp

1. Little Hairy Portuguese John: Hey dude what's that over there? Mary: Oh that's the new LHP... he's in 3rd year... hairy..

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