Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Rlk

1. a nickname it stands for rotten little kid most dads will call their youngest child this RLK, get off your butt and clean your room! ..

Cuppa

1. A cup of tea Do you fancy a cuppa? 2. slang contraction of "cup of", believed to be Irish in origin. Meaning to have a cup..

Unwell

1. To be at a level of extreme awesomeness. Aaron, that trick was unwell! See sick, ill, awesome, rad, disgusting..

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