Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Spiffysnazzified

1. when something is extremely spiffy and snazzy at the same time... usually an object that catches your eye and makes you happy/interested..

Otd

1. Usually refers to "Out-the-door". When you buy a two dollar 40oz beer, it's an OTD. Also refers to when you bang a chick..

Jimber Jam

1. Something that must be worn with a sporty frock coat, preferably by a nervous, pacing fellow named Dennis. Ye arrive at DENNIS....obvio..

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