Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Lavenous

1. adj. A word that can be used at any time in any situation for any meaning. (Created my Mike Super) This blanket is very lavenous. This ..

Fliption

1. Its the same as saying whatever Whatever. You can suck on my balls. Fliption. You can suck on my balls. See fliption, whatever, balls..

Bernie

1. Dead. Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and c..

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