Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Playhouse

1. Fur-lined porn dungeon If you give a 10 year old cookies they will come to your playhouse See playhouse, play, house, pedofile, childr..

Hepatitis Syphillaids

1. The ultimate STD. Usually transmitted through intoxicated sexual acts with the dirtiest girls/guys at a party. Brian gave Matt hepatit..

Emomazing

1. Something that is super emo Emo person comes in with heavy black make-up on:Look at my make-up Normal person:Thats emomazing See emo,..

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