Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Zowghi

1. The name given to someone with great sexual attraction Rachael: Wow look at that! Diane: Thats Zowghi!! Keep dreaming See sexy, hands..

Jomp

1. short for "Jell-O making partner", i.e. a partner in lesbian sex of any kind "She's not my girlfriend, she's m..

Obesiate

1. To be made obese. To eat so much and purposly become fat. To sit around and get high and play Xbox all day. He does nothing but sit aro..

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