Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Queef Muffler

1. A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent. She was wearing a queef muff..

Unpoppable

1. A girl who is a virgin, not out of choice, but because no guy wants to put anything of theirs inside of her. Yea she's a virgin. ..

Electrolytes

1. the substance which plants crave Electrolytes, it's what plants crave. See crave, plants, water, energy, gatorade 2. n. The onl..

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