Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Fantabuloso

1. An adjective given to describe something that is both fantastic and fabulous, but with a Spanish twist to it so the speaker sounds smart..

Irish Toothache

1. Eastern Canadian slang for pregnancy. Sally's come down with a case of the Irish Toothache. See pregnant, knocked up, sex 2. a ..

Zombology

1. The study of zombies Astronomy and Geology are too boring, lets try Zombology, it may help us when we are stranded in that mall one day..

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