Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Vziw

1. English version of AFAIK (As Far As I Know) In Dutch: Voor Zover Ik Weet Afaik he's an idiot. Vziw is hij een idioot. See vziw,..

Fizzif

1. The Fifth Amendment, which gives citizens the right to protect themselves from self-incrimination. From Chappelle's Show. "..

Yard Pig

1. Prostitute found at truck stops I just dropped off a yard pig that hitch a ride with me from Texas. See truck stop, piggies, skank, wh..

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