Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Meat Bucket

1. a bitch who is good for nothing but a place to put your cock Shut the fuck up, meat bucket! See ho, whore, skank, slut, skallywag 2. ..

Asme

1. a word used to describe someone who just did something really stupid. kind of like a foo 1.(Snerd kicks a cop) "Good job asme now ..

Iceland Cracker

1. To throw up into ones genital area. "Woah nelly, you just gave me an iceland cracker. BITCH!" See cleveland steamer, alabama..

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