Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Quiet Storm

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Nibootoo

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Dirty Gerber

1. While dressed in authentic Amish garb, open up the ass of your partner, pour in some heavy cream and churn away to create some dirty but..

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