Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Omnitasking

1. To multitask on more than one operating system at one time. It was hard to pay attention to the conversation when I was omnitasking by ..

Panty Parole

1. noun: 1: The female equivalent of freeballing. 2: When a women doesn't wear undergarments. I hear BreAnne was on panty parole. He..

Zombie Army Under The Sea

1. While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the se..

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