Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Understand This Reality

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Malvinas

1. Now the Faulklands, they used to be the Malvinas and whoever said uneducated people call them that is not only wrong, but extrememly rud..

Zomgowned

1. "zomgowned" is a "ZOMG"+"OWNED" combination, usually also pronounced as one word. It is basically both of ..

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