Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Pillow-biting Sword Swallower

1. An effeminate homosexual who is usually on the receiving side: often biting the pillow in pain or pleasure. Also enjoys giving head (sw..

Splifanigga

1. A joint thats been slobbered all over , or nigger lipped. Yo nigga,dat splif sho is juicy . You done gone and splifanigga all up on da ..

Igmarth

1. Half-orc, half-giant, that regrettably suffers from a tragic sexual disorder. This poor soul cannot properly function in society, unless..

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