Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

English Homework

1. A synonym used to covertly refer to marijuana. Hey, lets study our "english homework" on the way to school, therefore providi..

Puffy Pockets

1. To have stacks of money in your pockets Gillie da King of Phillie has "Puffy Pockets"! See ballin', paper, cheddar, cha..

The Navarro

1. when a girl is giving you head and she gets a face full of pubic hair. Man I haven't shaved my pubes in months im gunna give this ..

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