Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Figh As Huck

1. High as fuck with a twist. Something you would mix up while intoxicated. John: Man you are messed up!! Bob: Im figh as huck...

Laf

1. A term expressing laughter or humor. Similar to "lol". OMG you got pwned laf! 2. Lame as fuck Hey, you hear about the face..

Solar Bowls

1. The term refers to using a magnifying lens or fresnel lens to lite a bowl or bong of Marijuana. Instead of a lighter, use a magnifying g..

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