Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

#_@

1. An emoticon picturing a confused face with a black eye. Person 1: My girlfriend just dumped me.. Person 2: #_@!!!!!!!! See owned, con..

Alaskan Toothbrush

1. The act of fucking a bitch in the ass, then pulling your toothbrush out of your pocket, pulling your shlong out of her ass, then stick t..

Zamzama

1. to waft along in a relaxed style. to zamzama, zamzamaing, to zamzamaer. "slow down, just zamzama we got half an hour." See s..

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