Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Yjgp!

1. Meaning of "You Just Got Pwned". an expression used at someone to tell them that you made them your *****. Compared to t-baggi..

Cooler

1. A hand in poker in which a person with a very strong hand (often the 2nd best possible hand) is beaten by the best possible hand (usuall..

Pink Lizzy

1. A degrading sex act involving fornication with any pink animal. Pigs, Flamingos, and Naked Mole Rats; none are safe if you find someone ..

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