Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Nief

1. A ridiculous word with no meaning what-so-ever. It was fabricated by some weird child that is convinced he is black. Sorry sweetie, yo..

Cherry Berry

1. pilled toilet paper stuck in on or around a woman's genitalia, after a wipe. Similar but not to be confused with the "dingle ..

Hard Charging

1. A phrase used by the United States Army and United States Marine Corps to describe a member of the service who performs extremely well i..

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