Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Qtumpkin

1. The act of cleaning one's ears with a cotton swab (Q-tip) while recieving a blumpkin. Last night Lucy gave me such an awesome Qtum..

æmo

1. short for Anti-Emo, group against the spreading disease of emo's and wannabe-emo's. When you are against the gayhairstyle, th..

Vagidandruff

1. The phenomenon of having pubic hair so thick, that one develops dandruff around their penis (or vagina). The only known cure is a heal..

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