Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Appleknocker

1. 1. A time to Harvest the apple crop.festival, teaching fair, sharing the fruit of labor. In Flora, IL, the term {appleknocker} represen..

Gliff

1. A nonsense word, often used in tests. You are such a gliffing gliff. 2. The crappy nonsense word that the California 2008 STAR test u..

Emo Kickers

1. Fucking Awsome guys that wera military issue army boots that kick as their name suggests, those little bitches everyone hates. Some do i..

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