Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Upj

1. Meaning underage Pots of Joy, A good looking High School or underage girl. Is that Phil over there with another upj? See upj, teen, mi..

Alyssa Fowler

1. A back-up singer for people such as Britney Spears(pre K-Fed), Ashlee Simpson, and Taylor Swift. Also Known As: amazing, wonderful, fa..

Galactic Fail

1. A fail that cannot be describe simply as a fail, or an epic fail. This level of failure requires the new adjective of 'Galactic&ap..

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