Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Chisexll

1. New Word chi- sex-ll It is a way to tell a person of the opposite sex that u want to fuck while still keeping within the confines of j..

Chipotle Cha-chas

1. The extreme indigestion you have after eating a Chipotle burrito. Jim: "Hey Bob, you wanna go to the movies?" Bob: "I c..

Loltractor

1. Used in expression when something is very funny but just laughing doesn't quite cut it. Similar to Roflcopter. A.K.A. That word I ..

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