Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Iabuwy

1. I Am Breaking Up With You. Used to break up with a boyfriend/girlfriend via text message. commonly used with a ":)" to lighten..

Cheerios

1. donut seeds Sprinking some cheerios a day will help keep the cops away! 2. A crunchy, oat based cereal, shaped like tiny donuts. The..

Rooftopping It

1. A kid who tounges the top of there mouth resolting in a lisp OMG Teddy wont FUCKING stop Rooftopping It !!!!!!! See tool, smegma, caul..

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