Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Hooah Wives

1. Army wives who don't cheat or lie or steal their husbands money while they are deployed. They are also the coolest, sweetest, stron..

Zinkel

1. A large or unordinary large body part. 1. Dang that is a large zinkel 2. That guy has a zinkel See body, nasty, dan, fuz..

Football Kids

1. Children who partake in the sport of football while on the beach of a lake and/or ocean, or anytime outside of an organised sporting eve..

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