Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Izno

1. (Dutch) slang for not cool, stupid, lame etc. I like him, but his girfriend izno. See SpongeBob..

Ragtop

1. Usually, a car with a folding fabric (canvas, vinyl, etc.) top, ie, slang for "convertible". Also refers to a pre-1964 VW Bee..

Jeter Fever

1. better known as herpes, allegedly a few celebs may have or may not have contracted herpes from interaction directly or indirectly with D..

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