Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Vermont

1. A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows. Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont? Becky: Beca..

Alabama Wagon Toter

1. a sex postion, where a man sits in a wagon and his partner latches onto his penis(using the mouth) and totes him around a room. AWT = A..

Gametard

1. a person whose videogaming obsessions consume their lives and therefore they develop a complete lack of one. Hard core Halo players are..

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