Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Fuckin Chill

1. a phrase used to tell someone to quit being a little bitch "blah blah blah" dude fuckin chill..

Jazzed Up

1. 1.To be really excited about something that is not worth getting excited over. 2.What you look like after bukkake. 3.Past tense of sex..

Upyachka

1. Something that is funny and kicks ass. -Check this pink bicycle! -Upyachka!!! See russia, chav, orly, gtfo 2. Worthless Russian tra..

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