Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

[tink]

1. a derogatory term meaning retarded or stupid. I don't understand this homework! You are such a tink She called me a Tinker. How..

Atomic Mouse-trap

1. When a guy lays on his stomach and a girl hovers her pelvic region above his face while giving him really amazing head. When he's a..

Hooker Juice

1. A drink that will turn a prude ass bitch in a a cum guzzling hooker I took your sister on a date last night. She kept saying no to my c..

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