Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Eiggam

1. Eggs you can masterbate with. You Frezze an egg then you suck on it..then you stick it up your asshole..

Jimmydizzler

1. something you cant think the name of, or used because you have a slight brain malfunction and cant think of the word that is needed. co..

Newsom

1. Newsom - the surname of the smartest people in the planet. "I don't know the answer to question 12!" "Well, ask Ne..

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