Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Goober Muck

1. lipstick derived from nadast language, that was made famous in anthony burgess', a clockwork orange she had so much goober muck ..

Blondie

1. The name of one of the most original bands of the late seventies and early eighties, with a resurgence in the late ninties. They are kn..

'bian

1. Similar to 'ag, this word is a subtle way of calling a woman a lesbian without her realising what you are saying. It is a derirrati..

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