Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

King Of The Mods

1. Vince Noir. Vince Noir- Howard, I think its gonna be all right! Howard Moon- What? Vince Noir- Look! Howard Moon - Mod Wolves? Vinc..

Jiggaboo Highball

1. An alcoholic drink made of whatever you have laying around the house. This is very common for black people and college students. We wa..

Excaliburate

1. To take something humble and make it awesome. "My old computer was lame so I excaliburated it by adding more ram and a better vide..

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