Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Spring-boxed

1. verb; the act of being rejected. that girl totally just spring-boxed me. See rejected, accepted..

The Messiah

1. Me. Hello, I am the Messiah. Oh no? Well Hell for you then...

Jimmy Tap

1. To swiftly but painly slap balls with your fingertips, only to leave your opponent in pain for a while. Jim Mung was jimmy tapped today..

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