Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Alove

1. When a mans dick is shoved very high up into your anal region. It may make you moan a little. I prefer pussy sex, yum. I had alove wit..

Your Mother Is A Cankerous Whore

1. Jack Blade quote from Tropic Thunder. His character was experiencing withdrawl from cocaine and he was tied to a tree. Crazy shit ensued..

Im Grin

1. The tell-tale grin one gets while IM-ing at work or in class. This grin tends to incriminate the IM-er and lets others know that they ar..

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