Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Yonce

1. can not be defined, it can mean anything and everything. Yonce, are you about to yonce it? I'm just yoncing it. See life, death..

Gasoline Hambone

1. A shout of praise or a joyful exclamation. Most often used in song. Ben: My jail sentence was shortened! Grace: Sing gasoline hambone!..

Zippying

1. To bum} and beg from others all the time for items such as spare change, beer, food, compassion, and nookie. Also, lacking in dignity a..

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