Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Poparotzy

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Joshasaurus

1. massively drunk raging homosexual that passes out drunk in his own semen, spit, and urine. He only had two drinks but he's already..

Hypercrite

1. A public or influencial person who publicly professes his or her philosophy or ideology but secretly lives a life contrary to that philo..

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