Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Fuzzy Bumpkin

1. n. 1)a hick with a fuzzy mullet 2) A cute, painted, fuzzy, bird-like creature 1) I went down to Southern Delaware and those farmers ar..

Zolmer

1. The coolest person to ever walk the face of the earth. Also has the power to please any women 100 times more than any other man. When ..

Zwei Asakura

1. teh l33t shinobi of the green Hollow see shinobi "Thanx for the stuff --Zwei Asakura"..

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