Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Zymeth

1. Often used as an insult, a zymeth is refferred to as a chiald who continues the arguement after the discussion is over. A zymeth is betw..

Fo Sniffle

1. Interjection A synonym for 'fo shizzle' that can be used during the winter time although it can be used year round. It is als..

Cebs

1. Shortened version of ceebs, which is a shortened version of CBF, which is a shortened version of Can't Be Fucked, which is a shorte..

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