Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Dumpan

1. a denser than lead dullard of the homo dumpanicus family. You can spot this creatures in the pink jungles of West Hollywood. This slow c..

Kirby Dance

1. A mixture of symbols on the keyboard that looks similar to Kirby From Nintendo. used by forum users in their signatures Person1: <(^..

Body Count

1. means how many people you had sex wit player #1: last night my body count was like 10 player #2: yo, that is soft, mine was 10 per hou..

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