Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Vigim

1. Vaginal Discharge- it may be runny, it may be chunky, it may smell sweet, it may smell funky! Last night I wasn't wearing any unde..

Boe Boe Chesse

1. it is a mixture of sweat underware lint in your butt crack. it gives of a distinctive oder. my ass crack is full of boe boe cheese See..

Fail

1. either an interjection used when one disapproves of something, or a verb meaning approximately the same thing as the slang form of suck...

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