Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Risket

1. A person who is very talented in many things. Often very liked by people in multiple cliques (nerds, jocks, stoners, goths, etc) but can..

Freudenburg

1. A person who loves to fornicate with small animals. Specifically puppies and kittens. Sometimes wild animals will do. Look at that gu..

Rejit

1. One who is both a retard and an ejit. Hey Bob you fucking rejit! You're so fucking stupid! See stupid, retard, ejit, bastard..

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