Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Von Tizzle

1. An exclamation of happiness and joy. Originating from the Snoop Dogg-ization of "Von Tiesenhausen," a rocket scientist with a ..

North Shore Nancy

1. Female living in Shorewood, Fox Point, or Bayside. Drives a SUV or 3-series BMW, wears winter scarves in early summer, wooly sweaters, a..

Queerccoon

1. A Queerccoon is an gay Raccoon Dude 1 : " Hey look at that raccoon trying to have sex with his brother" Dude 2 : " Yea ..

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