Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Fairygodmother

1. to change someone's look; to make-over "Ew. He was like out of a 1999 Esprit ad." "Whatever, I would have fairygodm..

Eebz

1. 1.of or related to man titties; having breasts; playful 2munist That sure is one hell of an eebz across the street See eebz, man titt..

Intergalactic War Mask

1. See iron war mask. I would put my intergalactic war mask on that bitch. See iron, war, mask, kama..

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