Closed For Repairs

What is Closed For Repairs?

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

Jiggy Jig?

1. indonesian slang for sex transport? massage? jiggy jig?? See jig, sex, hello, jiggy, bali, indonesia, surf, holiday, greeting, goodbye..

No Shitter

1. Something completely obvious. Something only a complete fuckin moron would not have known or been able to guess. Dude 1: Hey, beer is g..

H2d

1. Hot to Death "Hey do you see that girl?" "Yeah, she's fine." "No doubt. HOT TO DEATH!" See chef ..

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