Closed For Tonight

What is Closed For Tonight?


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noun: One of Canada's best up and coming metal bands. Some of their influences include Protest the Heroand Between The Buried And Me. All of the members are only 16! Basically, you will get raped by this band cuz they are that fucking good! They have gained much popularity thanks to their guitarist SJP or "Chin" becoming a youtube guitar phenom. Of course people wanted more Chin, and now they have more than they can handle.

Typical Noob: "I'm sick of listening to the Jonas Brother's and Miley Cyrus...do you know any good bands?"

Wise Owl: No sorry. But I do know a great band, "Closed For Tonight".

See closed, for, tonight, awesome, band, ontario, chin, sjp


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