Closed System

What is Closed System?

When a person goes off by themself with their laptop, primarily to the bathroom, sits on a towel, and proceeds to masturbate

Dude, did you make a closed system just now?

See masturbation, bathroom, laptop, peaches

Joe Smetona

1. The great-grandson of the last Lithuanian President, Antanas Smetona. Smoking hot philosopher with an awesome backhand. Intelligent, ha..

Antiqueing

1. The act of taking balls of flour and throwing them at a sleeping defenseless victim. This results in extreme discomfort (itchy eyes, rou..

Omelerrhea

1. literal defintion: diarrheacaused by binging on omelettes. abstract definition: an excellent excuse when a cop asks you in the grocery ..

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