What is Closed Text?
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when you text somebody and they reply back with
guy 1: i told her about the kid getting shoved in the locker and she just replyed back
lol
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!
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Random Words:
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When you're fucking a chick doggy style, she's hanging her head over the toilet either, dry heaving or upchucking (vomiting).
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Of or exhibiting weasly and/or conniving behavior in a manner representative of Eddie Haskell from the Leave It To Beaver Show.
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Being in a state of hyperventilation.
Wow. I just pointed out a small mistake and he got all hyperventilatative on me.
See wigged out..