What is Closed Text?
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when you text somebody and they reply back with
guy 1: i told her about the kid getting shoved in the locker and she just replyed back
lol
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!
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Random Words:
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when you queefe out of your vagina in the shape of an elephant or a giraffe or patrick stumph.
Dude, that girl just totally queefe nood..
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Draconian punishment for the fussy girfriend who keeps complaining about your unavoidabe flatulence, and who keeps escaping when you try..