Closer..call..me..closer Edit Meaning

1. An assholethat has somehow gotten his own T.V. show on some crappy channel. It's called the 700 club but it should really be called..

1. 1 (n) International footballer for Brazil, won the world cup, champions league etc but with the speed and strength of an anemic Sloth ..

1. An extremely sarcastic and truly awesome doctor dude on the show Scrubsplayed by John C. McGinley and he is also JD's mentor, but h..