What is Closet Asshole?
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when a person is nice to you to get what they want and then once they get it or find out they cant have it they are a closet asshole
man that guy was nice but since you didnt give it up to him and hes acting like a closet asshole.
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A person who lives in, was born in, or has a desire to visit Fagabonia (Washington)
That Fagabonian used to live in Seattle
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To leave a generous tip (e.g., five dollars) with a bathroom attendant at a bar or restaurant
Hey, Maggie, did you drop the full five?
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