Closet Bitch

What is Closet Bitch?

One who doesn't seem like a bitch but secretly is.

"You know Rachel?"

"Oh yeah. Isn't she the nicest person out there or something?"

"I know right. That's what I thought at first but I saw her beat some chick at the grocery store just cause she looked at her man."

"What a closet bitch."

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