Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

4sho

1. Short hand of saying "for sure". "We're gonna win this beirut tournament, 4sho!"..

Yoink!

1. If you say this before you snatch someone's bagle/cig/whatever, you aren't really stealing. "Mmm, bagle..." "..

Zillen

1. A state of trance which only occurs while listening to Craig Cooper Ciano was zillen while he was high one night See zill, zil, chille..

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