Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?


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A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted


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