Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Yam Suicide

1. When you have Yams on the run and you don't catch it before you zip up! Holy #$%@!!! I just comitted Yam suicide!!!..

Nunes

1. (v) Messing around (usually on a ukulele) when you should be doing something important such as an essay. Friend: Hey B, what're yo..

Ovg

1. Original Vietnamese Gangsta that OVG looks fresh See ovg, viet, gangsta, original, og, Hoang..

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