Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

5-2

1. A slang term for pussy - 5 letters, 2 syllables Guy: I don't think I can drink one more beer Girl: Quit being a 5-2 See pussy, b..

Vgi

1. Slang/shortened way of say 'Vicious Girl Intercourse'. Often used when watching lesbian porn. "Holy shit, that was some ..

Chronicology

1. The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic. John: Did I have sex with Alex's girl..

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