Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Lushesnessless

1. not being a lush, lack of lushesness You haven't finished your drink? Why are you full of lushesnessless? See lush, drunk, drinki..

Fuggard

1. To be fucked up pretty bad. It's Friday night, I'm going to get fuggard. See fucked, wasted, drunk, high, intoxicated..

E-penix

1. A measurement of one's online ego, usually in relation either to technical abilitites and assets or a reflection of one's abil..

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