Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Risque

1. Sexually provacative and likely to attract controversy. My, what a risqué piece of art! See Kung-Fu Jesus 2. Suggesting. Naughty. ..

Spinlock

1. An evil Canadian person who believes in world domination via the use of blow up sheep sex dolls. That whacky Canadian is being a Spinlo..

Vag Dis

1. Short for vaginal discharge. Look at that dirty whore over there leaking vag dis all over the floor...

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