Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Clitalian

1. An offensive term towards wopsgrape stompers and dagos. similar to shitalian. It comes from the words clitoris and italian. The only th..

Perkolatte

1. A cocktail of painkiller drugs powdered into a cafe latte (with triple shot) and then drank. Gets you high and over caffeinated. People..

Yvr

1. The international flight code for the city of Vancouver, BC. Why the hell does my ticket say YVR? See yvr, airport, vancouver 2. Big..

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