Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Race Play

1. An avant-garde, but increasingly accepted form of sexual role play in which people of different races consensually reject all political ..

Blow Job Betty

1. A girl who got cum stuck in her windpipe while giving head. Sure was a shame about blow job betty. See Manda..

Drink From Both Taps

1. To be bisexual, to swing both ways Nicola was after Joanne and Anthony, she defo drinks from both taps. See Natasha..

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