Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Kissginity

1. Someone who has never kissed is a kissgin, and when you kiss for the first time, it is said that you lost your kissginity. I lost my ki..

Yerdna

1. The first hair grown on a vagina. "Emily finally grew in her yerdna and it matches her skin tone masterfully" See yerdna, fi..

Bradlipulous

1. lips that are full and soft Brad's lips are so bradlipulous. See Lisa..

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