Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Kaulitzitarian

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Altie

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Quimwedge

1. an 18th century word meaning penis oh bloody hell Jeeves! i've trapped my quimwedge in my fly again! 1. an 18th century word mea..

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