Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Zords

1. A word... or half a word... that you add on the end of words... to make them more wordy... and generally more... AWESOME!!! ...in every ..

You Got Beef?

1. this is like asking someone if they have a problem with you girl:you got beef? girl2: yeah i do! *then a fight usually happens* See ..

Onnika

1. An awesome, amazing, spectacular person who is so much fun to be around. A girl who is beautiful and has a great personality. - "d..

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