Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Mrs. Seeley

1. When a girl has VERY low hanging boobs My grandma has some major Mrs. Seeley going on.... See low, hanging, boobs..

Londa

1. rich snobs who are workaholics That Londa sure is "better" than everyone. See londa, caitlin, ninny, joshua, chuck..

Toting

1. bringing, taking, taking with yu. old fashioned hazing has escaled to instances of extortion , emotional terorism, and kids toting guns..

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