Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Orgasmifical

1. something so amazing that can be compared to being as good as sex or even better that was so orgasmifical See amazing, radical, epic, ..

Palmala

1. it is the hand you jerk off with . i have a date with Palmala Handerson tonight. See ralf 2. the name of the hand you use to jerk wi..

Gordo Magnifico!!

1. Exclamation of extreme relief and satisfaction after pinching a loaf the size of a german u-boat Gordo Magnifico!! exclaimed Leroy, i t..

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