Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

4-5-1

1. The devil's gift to football. Teams that play 4-5-1 usually want to play to a 0-0 draw, attack only when it is absolutely necessary..

Hooker Knees

1. The banged up, bruised and unsightly knee of a hooker. Street Walkin' Mary has the worst hooker knees. She can never be a model. ..

Job Nockey

1. Exactly the same as a nob jockey. Originated on a Scrabble board in a Penzance Youth Hostel. Gaff is a right job nockey...

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