Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Nekkie

1. Naked, nude, bare-assed Look at him! He's NEKKIE!..

Laztarded

1. When someone is so lazy that they either seem to be retarded or for all intents and purposes are functioning at the level of a retard...

Burnout Rims

1. Stock rims on the driving wheels of a car (naturally without hubcaps) when the other wheels are bling alloys. Used to ensure that burst..

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