Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Kindergarten Level

1. When you have to explain things to adults on a kindergaten level. When mom is trying to explain something to dad and he dosen't ge..

Zimbosium

1. the pleasure of privacy and being able to express your enjoyment through spontaneous ways. the arena was filled with zimbosium as the d..

Some-sex Marriage

1. A marriage where a couple participates in minimal sexual activity. “Bill and Wanda’s sex life was almost non-existent. They had a some-..

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