Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Jumpfrom

1. uncommitted, from one to another, fear of commitment. I'd like to make it work but he's a jumpfrom, doesn't want too set..

Trea Horse

1. a big yellow and blue fish that is not a fish that lives in a tree but the tree is under water also known as a nigga. that stephanie is..

Scissorhump

1. (v) When two women rub va jay jay's, in turn looking like two scissors humping. Marissa and Angela just went upstairs. I wonder if..

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