Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Give'r Gretzky

1. Inputting 99 seconds on a microwave. How long do you want me to put your chili in the microwave? Give'r Gretzky! See give'r..

Loomis Chaffee

1. Loomis Chaffee, known as "Loomis" is an elite boarding school in Windsor CT. It's known for a beautiful campus, surprisi..

Ferdie

1. Adjective. A good friend in good times and in bad. As opposed to a fair-weather friend. However, a ferdie friend tends to like berd So ..

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