Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Dutch Ass Oven

1. when you've just dutch ovened your girlfriend. She pretends to go to sleep and after a few minutes she pretend to go to the bathr..

Quare

1. Irish meaning 'very' or 'extremely'. a rural pronouniaction of the word Queer. (Does not mean great, as it can be u..

Mud Muffin

1. When a girl takes a shit, wipes ass into her vagina and then you eat her out... dude your mom is FOREVER doing mud muffins in the dark...

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