Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Rhydian

1. Emily's future husband. Whatever you do, do not say anything insulting about him around her. Also, do not mention anyone by the ..

Zeljovac

1. A dumb ass RuneScape fag who can't spell for shit. Zeljovac likes the cock!..

Onzenage

1. When you beat someone 11 times in a row. In reference to eleven in French, "onze". Person 1: Total ONZENAGE!!! XD!! Person 2..

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