Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Virus

1. The product of a socially deprived 14-38 year old indivdual with way too much computer time and no job. "Hey look that fat kid is ..

Yuzhe

1. the definitive abbrev of the word "usual" Annie: Say, what'd you do last night? Sally: Ya know, got plastered... the ..

Hippodile

1. A woman who is so damn fat and ugly that Crocopig is not forceful enough Sally Struthers is a dirty hippodile See crocopig, fugly, moo..

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