Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Zzubbed

1. mellowly trashed, nicely out of ones face, under the influence in a happily incoherent manner. Stems from the effect of some illegal s..

W2mor

1. The dead weight people you find in large companies. It is exemplified by a tumor and the inability to create your own work, thus needing..

Screaming Scutters

1. Having an unbelievable dose of diarrhea, one that causes you to scream every time you squirt something out. aka Screaming shcitters ..

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