Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Zepphyr

1. A person who plays a sprot or game and is out standing at this. Nick is a zepphyr at counter strike..

Comical

1. (adj) Something slightly laughable; amusing. Commonly used in describing something which provokes amusement/entertainment in a very un..

Zagastic

1. a fat person that has gas all of the time Did you see that person the other day,he was zagastic. See fat, obese, thick, chubby, flabby..

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