Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Vaada

1. a fake barbie that needs to go on Jenny Craig dieting. Look at that Vaada standing in the window. See fake, fat, barbie, vaada..

Zombie Paradox

1. The Zombie Paradox is how zombies are supposed to be really weak and slow-moving from all the post-mortem decay... yet are still somehow..

Shaun C

1. Pimp Daddy, usually drives an expensive car. "yeh my Shaun C bought me these" See :D 2. aka Krhymez Album drops in March...

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