Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Kbdf

1. Acronym for King Bitch Dog Fucker, meaning the ultimate of whatever it describes. This is the KBDF hamburger!..

Q Branch

1. The old guy with the gadgets in James Bond. Q Branch works for MI6 2. 1. The special equipment unit in the James Bond novels and film..

Tree Ring

1. the area around the asshole or anus. Bitch, you know damn well you best lick on my tree ring! See butt, poop, ass, hole, taint..

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