Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Dprk

1. Acronym for Democratic People's Republic of Korea. Also an oxymoron since the DPRK is neither democratic nor a Republic. It is ru..

Laa

1. Slang used in Liverpool, UK, meaning mate, pal, buddy etc. Alright, laa, how's it going? 2. Short for 'Lad' or 'L..

Hanl

1. an acronym for "have a nice life". Sort of a final goodbye, if a friendship or relationship is over, but you don't hate t..

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