Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

[womanizer]

1. a guy who seduces women, makes them feel like they're the only one in his life, then disrespects them and their feelings, only to g..

Ex-wife

1. The bitch who took away half of your property. My ex-wife is an asshole. 2. The cunt who took all your property, your money and your ..

W00t0rz

1. it means the same as w00t but has a better ring to it , good to fill awkward silences trev0r-"wow my couch exploded" brosh- ..

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