Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Holy Fat

1. An exclamation said when someone eats too much, implying that they are going to become fat. I just ate 7 cheeseburgers, holy fat!..

Cremlin

1. a fat ugly slob of a nerd who fails at life guy: wow that guy is a hideous monster girl: true, what a cremlin! See fat, ugly, neckbea..

Yodyain

1. a fan of yoda from star wars or someone who talks/brags about themself in second person p.o.v. Bruce says "you know who is the bes..

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