Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Z's On

1. To engage in the activity of sleeping. This usually occurs after long periods of strenuous activity and/or sex. However this usually ref..

In The Trunk

1. Being stupid or having one of those "dumb" moments Can I have 1 million dollars? - IN THE TRUNK! What's my name again? ..

Cake Scum

1. the layer of cake left on a cake pan when the cake is gone, sometimes scraped and eaten with a butter knife. After the cake was gone we..

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