Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Harpreet

1. the bestest most hottest person in the world 1: "ur such a harpreet" 2: "thanks!" 2. To forget what happened and..

Geimvera

1. A guy who has too many hard drives. "<Geimver> Damn it, freebsd crashed AGAIN!"..

Zenith Envy

1. The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of hi..

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