Closet Blonde

What is Closet Blonde?

A closet blonde is someone who's current hair color (natural or not) is not blonde but they possess the properties and ditziness of an actual blonde

She thought chicken of the sea was chicken? Wow, if she's not a real blonde she must be a closet blonde.

See blonde, idiot, stupid, retarted

Goatsac

1. a term describing the area from the asshole to the underside of ones ballsac. EASY THERE SLUT, i said eat my goatsac not my asshole!!!!..

Getting Tipsy On The Hatorade

1. 1)drunk or slightly drunk on hate over something stupid 2)hating something or someone hard 3)Hating with jealousy on someone or someth..

Maccom

1. Super-fantastic and ultra-cool. He's so maccom. I wish I was as maccom as her. 2. Man who lost his leg in a car accident and so..

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