Closet Case

What is Closet Case?


1.

(n.) A gay or bisexual person who hides his sexual preference from others especially to avoid exclusion from hot locker room scenes high contact sports like wrestling and rugby.

Have you ever noticed the way Craig spends so much time in the locker room, showering, drying and showering all over again? I wonder if he's a closet case.

2.

A homosexual who denies their homosexuality, and claims to be heterosexual.

Zach is such a closet case, he says he like women, but we all know he wants a big warm cock in his asshole.

See homosexual, homosexuality, heterosexual, cock, asshole

3.

A man of homosexual orientation who is afraid to come clean due to iminent humiliation and beating

Jim's so deep in the closet he's finding Christmas presents

4.

1) A homosexual that denies or hides being gay.

2) A person that has not yet come out of the closet.

Look at Jimmy, all those highlights in his hair...dancing around like a fairy. He is such a closet case.

Wow, Jimmy told me he has a crush on Andrea...bullshit! that boy is such a closet case, can't he just come out already?

See homosexual, closet case, gay, liar, fairy

5.

A man who pretends to be heteroexual but secretly owns a dildo and has multiple subscriptions to homosexual pornographic magazines. Therefore making the subject a homosexual in denial.

Dude I can't believe we found all that gay porn in Dan Smith's backpack. He's definately a closet case.

See gay, homo, closet case, creepy, in denial


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