What is Closet Christians?
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1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.
The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.
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Athiests who harbor unreasonable resentment towards God. How can they resent something that by definition they don't believe in? Also, put any athiest on their deathbed and they'll be the first to pray for mercy.
"Oh my god, he's shooting at me! Please, God, don't let him kill me! NOOOOOOOO!" (bang bang)
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Another name for condoms. Used in the presence of parents, younger siblings or children, other adults etc.
The name comes in two parts...
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IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER in spanish
Guy: george lopez u suck!
George Lopez: estoy disparando mi lazer *shoopeando el whoopeando*
See shoo..
