Closet Christians

What is Closet Christians?

1.

1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.

The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.

See religion, hypothetical, sasquatch, closet christian, cheese

2.

Athiests who harbor unreasonable resentment towards God. How can they resent something that by definition they don't believe in? Also, put any athiest on their deathbed and they'll be the first to pray for mercy.

"Oh my god, he's shooting at me! Please, God, don't let him kill me! NOOOOOOOO!" (bang bang)
82

Random Words:

Nuculer
1. The way George W. Bush pronounces Nuclear; makes many people angry They have nuculer weapons. 2. (1) Incompetent version of "Nuc..
Read more
Do Work
1. Coined by Rob Dyrdek and his personal body guard Christopher "Big Black" Boykins, "Do Work" works as a self motivato..
Read more
=:3
1. bunny emoticon, nothing more nothing less, just a bunny person1: =:3 person2:wtf? See wtf?, bunny, emoticon, hello..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free