What is Closet Christians?
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1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.
The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.
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Athiests who harbor unreasonable resentment towards God. How can they resent something that by definition they don't believe in? Also, put any athiest on their deathbed and they'll be the first to pray for mercy.
"Oh my god, he's shooting at me! Please, God, don't let him kill me! NOOOOOOOO!" (bang bang)
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a girl that wants to f*** really bad. but she wears a chastity belt..
she gives me a boner all the time... damn that hidleschmidle..
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An adjective that describes an offense in which the punishment for one's actions can get one kicked out of his or her suroundings.
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