What is Closet Commie?
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A closet commie is a person who is a communist, yet is afraid to tell others that they are a communist. Oftentimes a factor of fear as being labeled as a communist is the cause of being a closet communist.
"I've taken several political ideology tests, I've read Marxist books, but yet I haven't told anyone I'm a communist yet".
- "Dude, you're a closet commie!"
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To fail in such an epic manner as to completely shame yourself.
Halo 3 example
Guy 1 "Dude I just stuck myself"
Guy 2 "..