Closet Conservative

What is Closet Conservative?


1.

1) A male who hides his homosexuality by advocating strong conservative views.

2) Someone overcompensating for their sexuality by hating gays a little too much.

3) A baseball player.

"I know it seems crazy because he's sooo against gay marriage, but I'm pretty sure he's a closet conservative"

See closet case, gay, bro, conservative

2.

A person who claims to be liberal yet says and believes in ideas pertaining to conservatism.

Scenario 1:

Jamie Hoe Spears: The war in Iraq is bad... and so is abortion. Therefore, at sixteen years of age, I will bear the fruit of my loins.

Normal person: You're white trash... and a closet conservative.

Scenario 2:

John: I'M THE MOST LIBERAL PERSON EVAR AND GDUBS IS STUPID BUT I FEEL THAT RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER WOULD BE THE BEST CHOICE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE 2008 ELECTION.

Normal person: ...exxxxaccttlyyy.

See demopublican, libertarianism, douche bag, fuckingay


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