What is Closet Douche-bag?
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A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
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Used as a substitute for that's what she said/that's what he said in certain instances:
1. You are alone, talking to yourself..
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The concatenation of the words absurd and ludicrous meaning the exteme of both at the same time. First coined for the blog Absurdicrous,..
