What is Closet Douche-bag?
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A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
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what everyone says about a certain band they like. it's stupid because it changes to a different one every month to a year for most..
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Very accurate. When used as an explanatory measurement, it means that it is within 99% accuracy.
When I shot that bitch up in the face ..
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to run your bare ass crack back and fourth on a unexpecting or sleeping persons face.
The first one to go to sleep is going to get smot..
