What is Closet Douche-bag?
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A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
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An Aztec serpant god.
"I named my Rayquaza Quetzlcoatl!"
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An Aztec serpant god.
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