What is Closet Douche-bag?
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A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
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One of the longest actual songs that isn't a live recording.
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Usually under-aged teenagers who steal drinks from drunks at a party
Meet Carl, the most successful Drink Ninja; already on number 207
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