What is Closet Douche-bag?
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A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
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Getting crunked up to the maximum extent of cruckness by exploding on the dance floor!
"Soulja boy up in this hoe, now watch me yu..
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A person who hasn't had sex in a vehicle.
I can't believe you were a vehicular virgin until you were 35 years old!
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