Closet Douche-bag

What is Closet Douche-bag?


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A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.

I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.

See douche, guy, asshole, honest, gentleman


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