What is Closet Douche-bag?
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A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
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1. one who sacks (has sexual experiences) with a midget or dwarf
1. Megan is as midget sacker.
just kidding megan LYLAS
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Clothes that emphasise a girl's readiness for some action. A girl is wearing her 'poon pants' when she is looking mighty..