What is Closet Douche-bag?
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A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
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also known as F.D. when one person puts his or her head up another's anus and spins around while sticking out their tongue, like a ..
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Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.
Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?
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