What is Closet Douche-bag?
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A man who seems like a true gentleman at first; i.e. wants to settle down, holds the door, is honest, and then a month later, shows his true colors and leaves you feeling played and emotionally drained.
I thought he was totally a good guy, but he was really a closet douche-bag.
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Shoving giz into ur ass like a faggot
Look at that fruit, thats a fuckin' gizpacker! He takes more dick that Nate's mom!
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The unattractive combination of eye boogers and eyeliner that forms in the corner of the eyes in a slimey black blob - sometimes due to ..
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a mix between a) banana and b) penetration.
thus creating a word literally meaning the pushing though of a banana into an object
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