Closet Friend

What is Closet Friend?

a nerdy or embarassing friend that you hide from your other "cooler" friends.

I asked my closet friend Sue to help me with my report but didn't invite her to my party.

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Arabian Mascara

1. The sexual act of ejaculating into a woman's eyes giving them arabian mascara You mom has some nice arabian mascara, you assclown...

Malkinski

1. (noun)a short human being, specifically a boy, who has red hair and does not have a penis or any sexual organs. It likes to converse w..

Mwaff

1. The most awesomest form of joy. Its like sooo cooolll.... chick: Mwaff! I got a hundrend on my test! See yay, joy, w00t, woot, cool..

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