Closet Friend

What is Closet Friend?

a nerdy or embarassing friend that you hide from your other "cooler" friends.

I asked my closet friend Sue to help me with my report but didn't invite her to my party.

See embarassing, nerd, secret, friend

Asshole Gingivitis

1. A disease in which the asshole region is stricken with multiple symptoms of illness, such as severe redness, appearance of sores or blis..

*barfs*

1. To look at something, and tell someone how gross it is by telling them you just threw up. John: DUDE! I just looked at my mom 30 years..

Yippy Skippy

1. a sarcastic answer to anything that you have to do or something that doesn't sound fun. also can be used when you just don't ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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