Closet Geek

What is Closet Geek?

A person who is truely a geek at home and mayby to some geeky freinds, but mantains a punliv persona that is not geeky.

Jock/Prep/...: I pretend to hate video games in public, but then spend 20 hours a week playing FPSs online, I'm such a closet geek.

Urethral Sex

1. The act of sexual intercourse in the urethra of a member of the female. Pleasure is greatly increased when the penis enters the bladder...

Mega-dittos

1. The salute given to Rush Limbaugh by his brain-dead callers. See also: mega-dildos. "Mega-dittos, rush! Long-time listener, first-..

Optalrectumitis

1. Medical abnormality when your optic nerve gets wrapped up with your rectal nerve and you develope a shitty outlook on life. My wife get..

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