Closet Geek

What is Closet Geek?

A person who is truely a geek at home and mayby to some geeky freinds, but mantains a punliv persona that is not geeky.

Jock/Prep/...: I pretend to hate video games in public, but then spend 20 hours a week playing FPSs online, I'm such a closet geek.

Jizz Bank

1. One who routinely ingests semen into any or all orifaces (see also cum dumpster) "That dirty whore is one big jizz bank"..

Rippy Status

1. to be dismissed as an individual who tries to sound smart, but is really a complete moron yo- that cat tried to drop knowledge, but sai..

Joopiter

1. A massive shot of semen that lands in a females mouth from 10 feet away. Dude last night I gave darlene's mom a nasty joopiter! S..

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