Closet Genius

What is Closet Genius?

1. One who is not smart in school but smart in life though never showing it.

2. One who is very smart in school but never show's their true potential.

Person 1: Hey, what's wrong?

Person 2: Well my parents are getting a divorce....

Person 1: Its ok, things like this happen, you just gotta cheer up and move on.

Person 2: Thanks man!

later that day....

Person 2: What did you get on your algebra test?

Person 1: A D-....

Person 2: Dude, you're such a closet genius.

See closet, smart, genius, school, life

Stootch

1. A bitch that is so stupid, she can't even spell the word: Stoopid Bitch. Jess? That Ho's a fuckin' stootch! She asked..

'er

1. Not common, but used to mean "her". I'ma kiss'er. 2. A variant of it; used in commands. Get 'er done..

Shlong Clap

1. The clapping together of two very large willies "Hey that dude's totally cool let's go talk to him and give him a shlong..

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