Closet Ghetto

What is Closet Ghetto?


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a person who misleads others with their outside appearance of being very stylish and elegant, but leads a secret life of being ghetto.

Man, I thought Jessica Alba was classy, but after watching a special on her on E!, I realized that she is a closet ghetto.

See closet whore, ghetto, jessica alba, classy, ghetto celebrity, McLovin


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