Closet Hemper

What is Closet Hemper?


1.

a fuckin stoner that wont admit hes a fuckin stoner. these people are usually gay...or just a dumbass

derives from closet humper: a person who humps closets, or one that is ashamed of their lifestyle


39

Random Words:

1. Pressing your boner against a wet clit and sliding up and down a little. So so for the men but the ladies love it. She says "pull..
1. New Hair do, or hair cut. "Hey Allen check out my new lana do" hair do hair cutnew hair style See hair, hair cut, trim..
1. Intense pleasure derived from correcting someone else's mistake. I think Leona might've had an errorgasm when she found that ..