Closet Heterosexual

What is Closet Heterosexual?

1.

A straight man/woman who pretends to be gay with the hope of sleeping with a member of the opposite sex, playing on the possible fantasy of "converting" them.

Girl: How do you know you don't like women if you've never slept with one?

"Gay" Guy: I don't know. I never really thought about it.

Girl: We should totally fuck.

"Gay" Guy: Well... I guess I could *try* it, sure. ;)

*30 minutes later*...

"Gay" Guy: Yeah so, I'm actually a closet heterosexual and just wanted to get in your pants.

See closeted, homosexual, gay, straight, fantasy

2.

A person who refuses to recoginize their heterosexuality

That man is a closet heterosexual

See fag bag
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