What is Closet Hoe?
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a hoe that is believed to be very prude and innocent
Judy is a closet hoe she says she is a virgin but she actually lost it to a Mexican immigrant when she was 12
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A woman who appears to be innocent and pure but is secretly a hoe thats in disguise.
Man Tina needs to stop fronting she is such a closet hoe.
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the most gangster person ever..see hottie
rockett pooped on zoe d izzle today
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The purple walrus that comes to congratulate you after successful coitus.
Guy1: Dude, I totally got to meet the Post-Coitus Purple Porp..