Closet Homo

What is Closet Homo?

Someone who likes to stuff more than one cock in their mouth at once, but won't own up.

'Hey man, what sort of closet homo are you? Are you gonna chow down on that pork sword or whistle dixie'?

See pole smoker, fag, tryhard

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