Closet Horny

What is Closet Horny?


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Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.

Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.

See horny, sex, desire, closet


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