What is Closet Horny?
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Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.
Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.
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The art of licking the creamy spooge filled center from a cadberry easter egg
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The ramming of two assholes. Usually used during sex, or as a form of torture.
Don't me blue caboose you, you stupid cunkler.
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Pornography usually of a soft-core or poorly edited nature (see: Girls Gone Wild) is usually considered quasi-porn. Sometimes quasi-porn..
