What is Closet Horny?
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Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.
Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.
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An Oxford Surprise is when a door is opened in front of you and the person behind it squirts a load of their semen into your eye.
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Kind of like steam punk, but with internal combustion. Streamlined and chrome.
I love the imagery in the first Burton Batman movie, it..
