What is Closet Horny?
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Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.
Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.
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What the Jews do on Christmas.
Hey Shlomo, since everything else is closed, why dont we get some chinese food and see a movie?
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a man masturbates upon a cherry bomb (or other type of firework) then ignites it and sticks it in their partner's vagina (or other ..