What is Closet Horny?
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Somebody who appears to be normal or even conservative when it comes to sexual matters but on the inside they are burning with sexual desire.
Turns out my bando friend ryan was closet horny, I found tons of porn on his computer, who'da thunk? He always seemed grossed out by anything related to sex.
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a russian who is a complete asshole. see also douche.
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A car that can be started with a screwdriver. Plastic covering one or more windows. Mirrors may be missing or secured with duct tape. Br..
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a practitioner of the "blumpkin," the act of fellating and pooping simultaneously.
She repeatedly frequented the famed blumpk..
