What is Closet Jew?
1.
A person that is afraid to come out of the closet b/c they might get cut out from their family's wealth or they might be killed due to being gay.
Bret: Whats the deal with that Frankie Fernandez kid?
Peter: idk he's rich as hell and he dresses like a fuckin homo.
Taylor: He's a closet jew, hes afraid that his parents will cut him off.
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2.
someone who hides their jewish identity
Paul Rudd is a closet jew just like Cary Grant.
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