Closet Jew

What is Closet Jew?

A person that is afraid to come out of the closet b/c they might get cut out from their family's wealth or they might be killed due to being gay.

Bret: Whats the deal with that Frankie Fernandez kid?

Peter: idk he's rich as hell and he dresses like a fuckin homo.

Taylor: He's a closet jew, hes afraid that his parents will cut him off.

See jew, homo, fag, closet, gay, jewish

someone who hides their jewish identity

Paul Rudd is a closet jew just like Cary Grant.

See closet, closet jew, jew, paul rudd, mother teresa

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