Closet Johnson

What is Closet Johnson?


1.

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

See closet, johnson, wrestle, magic, dank, closet johnson


25

Random Words:

1. (noun) 1.a pubic hair goatee 2.ballsack used as a vulgar, insulting slang word "Yo I got a mean dick-goat going on." &q..
1. v. 1. lyrics to emotional music (emo). 2. Description of how the "emo scene" communicates . 1. Heart wound healing's new..
1. the protector of your virginity. quite commonly your father. i'm going to the party with Sam tonight. If only your vagi-guard kne..