Closet Johnson

What is Closet Johnson?

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

See closet, johnson, wrestle, magic, dank, closet johnson

Tacosam

1. One who beats their meat while lapping the juices from a dogs vagina. oh man check out that tacosam! See poop, pee, fart, vagina..

Holy Poop

1. the form of holy shit that you say around yo daddyor yo mommaor someone of that species... Teacher with a rod up her ass: your homework..

Fatality Fuck

1. when you fuck someone so hard they die "I fatality fucked this nigger and then threw her in the gutter." See fuck, sex, shit..

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