Closet Johnson

What is Closet Johnson?

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

See closet, johnson, wrestle, magic, dank, closet johnson

Premises

1. Word often used by cops or bouncers instead of "place", to make them sound smarter than they are. Mate, I'm asking you a..

Fagmates

1. Two friends who are usually smoking without their parents knowing, and a bit trampy, because basically they share cigarettes. "Urg..

Pooty-poo

1. An affectionate name for a females vagina. Could also be used in reference to a small pet. I just love sitting down for an evening and..

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