Closet Johnson

What is Closet Johnson?

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

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Sure Would

1. Saying that you SURE WOULD means that you would definitely hit it with someone in your life. Oh Dre, check out that girl...I SURE WOULD..

Kerrwood

1. Bigger and badder then amherst and the WW combined. don't think you can fuck with kerrwood and get away with it...baddest motha fuc..

Gabblejacker

1. One who talks continously while masturbating, either oneself or others. Bring your earplugs she's a real gabblejacker. See talk, ..

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