Closet Librarian

What is Closet Librarian?

one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them whatsoever.

Niles Crane (from Frasier) is a closet librarian. There are many others who have not yet come out.

See librarian, closet, closet librarian, frasier

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