What is Closet Librarian?
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one who displays librarian-like tendencies despite their best efforts to hide them; in fact they usually make no efforts to hide them whatsoever.
Niles Crane (from Frasier) is a closet librarian. There are many others who have not yet come out.
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slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.
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