What is Closet Monkey?
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A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.
Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.
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is not someone who scratches his master's ass but more of an asshole. A snitch. A coward.
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Watching a blow job in slow motion. Also called blow mo.
That was such a great blow job, I'm gonna rewind it and watch it in blow..
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To run really really fast. Named in honor of the world's fastest man, sprinter, Usain Bolt.
I almost missed the light, so I Usain ..
