What is Closet Monkey?
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A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.
Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.
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Valentine. Valentines day (valentizzle dizzle), Happy valentines day
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a person who says they will never have a social networking profile and then gets one.
Suri:"Hey, did you hear Lucas got a facebook..