What is Closet Monkey?
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A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.
Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.
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When something is J-Waters.
Observing someone speaking and joshing to fake birds. For an uncomfortably long time.
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the undefeated 13f's soccer team coached by the legendary mr.ockert. often used in insults. and in conjuction with phrases such as ..
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The lead singer of the nu-metal band Korn. He rocks. Enough said.
All Korn haters can go screw themselves for all I care.
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