What is Closet Monkey?
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A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.
Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.
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Random Words:
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when you go on youtube to watch videos(youtube CAT videos?) and you end up on a completely different subject
guy1:hey look, funny cats
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Scottish slang - not a problem
"oi you, bend over"
"nae bother big man"
See nae, bother, mum, pork..