Closet Monkey

What is Closet Monkey?

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A female who stands in your closet, just waiting to do stuff.

Alex totally got cock-blocked by a closet monkey the other night. He went into his room and then this closet monkey jumps out and he was to cranked to resist the hot makeout session that followed.

See reverse blumpkin, blumpkin, two dogs in the bath tub, hot carl, cleveland steamer, ptt, chestnut, rodeo, magic show, two cats in the bath tub, doing stuff
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