What is Closet Monster?
1.
An imaginary creature that supposedly hides in the closets of young children's bedrooms and terrifies young children while they are asleep at night.
Little boy: *sleeping, suddenly hears a strange rattle on his closet door*
Little buy: *tries to stay asleep when he hears the same rustle 5 minutes later and a bit louder*
Little boy: Um, who's there?
*silence, little boy falls asleep again*
*1 hour later and the little boy is deeper in his sleep. Suddenly, a strange black figure gradually opens the closet door and quietly approaches the boy.*
*strange figure gradually takes the blanket off the boy and touches the boy's face.*
*The boy is suddenly alarmed by something touching his face and springs from his slumber to see something... well... CLOSE to human standing before him!*
Michael Jackson:
Giggidy giggidy !
Little boy: *screams loudly* Aaaahhh! Mommy! Dad! There's a closet monster in my room!
Michael Jackson: Shit. *tries to jump out the window, but trips and falls unconscious on the ground face first, giving a grand opportunity for anyone to catch him and pay him back for what he's done*
Mark H.
Urban Addict since February 2004.
2.
a person of homosexual tendancies, but does not tell anyone for a long time. They spend a long time "in the closet" thus making them a closet monster.
guy 1: "man did you hear? Lance Bass finally admitted he was gay"
guy 2: "yeah it's about time, that fag was such a closet monster."
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3.
This is where you hide alot of your friends in a room where you know you will have sex, normally done at a party or gala event.
You take a girl (or rarely, a boy) whom you have no respect for into the room and commence having sex with her/him.
Right at the moment of climax, you give the prearranged signal and all of your friends emmerge laughing to scare and severly embarrass the victim
Dude, did you hear about Ellen?
No what happened?
At that
party last weekend Cole Closet Monstered her! Matt, Jordan, and Evan were all hiding in the room
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4.
A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!
Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!
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