What is Closet Nerd?
1.
Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.
Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.
Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.
Person 1>No way...
See
Random Words:
1.
to rub shit upon ones upper lip, (see dirty sanchez)
I gave the bitch a naughty gomez after i ate taco bell and DAYMN that shit was fun..