What is Closet Nerd?
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Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.
Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.
Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.
Person 1>No way...
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The act of picking one's ass with a straw to relieve an itch.
After that 3 hour movie I have to schmeeckle like a motherfucker!
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