Closet Nerd

What is Closet Nerd?

Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.

Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.

Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.

Person 1>No way...

See nerd, cool, hip, d&d, mtg

Zonkified

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Smoky Dan

1. The technique of orally administering a deep hit of pot smoke up somebody's ass, having them hold onto it for a 10 seconds (so as t..

Fudnucker

1. A person who does not eat meat A word I can use in Carrie chat that doesn't sound as bad as stupid Carrie's a fudnucker!!!! ..

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