Closet Nerd

What is Closet Nerd?

Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.

Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.

Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.

Person 1>No way...

See nerd, cool, hip, d&d, mtg

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