What is Closet Nerd?
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Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.
Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.
Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.
Person 1>No way...
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Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:
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Fucking a person in their Colostomy bag hole.
That guy had a third input, so I gave him a Columbus Side Car.
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