Closet Nerd

What is Closet Nerd?

Any person seen as cool and hip by his/her peers but secretly enjoys doing nerdy things that "cool" people frown upon.

Person 1>Man, that guy is so freakin cool.

Person 2>He's a closet nerd, he plays D&D and MTG with my friends and me every weekend.

Person 1>No way...

See nerd, cool, hip, d&d, mtg

Quazzle

1. a bitch that knows nothing hey you dumb f*** your a quazzle you damn quaz 1. a bitch that knows nothing hey you dumb f*** your a qua..

Jap-and-slap

1. An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian. Let's hit the local jap-and-slap. See jp..

Pat Down

1. When 5-O firsks a brotha lookin fo' his snaps. A firsk search of a suspect by Police, or of a convict by a Correctional Officer. ..

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