Closet Pimp

What is Closet Pimp?


1.

Man in his 20's who wears emo glasses and rocks out solo to emo songs in his room while self-loathing, but proceeds to go home with chicky-poos weekend after weekend after weekend, some having a 5 o'clock shadows down below.

After hating on himself for a month straight, J.A. proved he was a closet pimp, by going home with different girls on 3 consecutive nights, only to hate himself again in the morning

See closet, pimp, closet pimp, fun, shadow


86

Random Words:

1. A small laser gun used by very advanced cowboys. It is featured in the Muse video for Knights of Cydonia. "i'll shoot you wit..
1. the best in da ole world da bomb See gemma..
1. Part of Speech: noun Definition: One who, having got caught in the net of a mid life crisis, has regressed to a permanent state of lif..