What is Closet Pimp?
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Man in his 20's who wears emo glasses and rocks out solo to emo songs in his room while self-loathing, but proceeds to go home with chicky-poos weekend after weekend after weekend, some having a 5 o'clock shadows down below.
After hating on himself for a month straight, J.A. proved he was a closet pimp, by going home with different girls on 3 consecutive nights, only to hate himself again in the morning
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A person at work who thinks they own the place but are really a nobody. They spend the majority of the time being a cunt and making ever..
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In reference to the slightly dirty, slightly hippie folk seen walking around urban centers (especially Seattle, New York) carrying exten..
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when you a guy puts his cock in a girls vagina
Hey Jess, Me and Nick played hide the banana last night
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