Closet Pimp

What is Closet Pimp?

1.

Man in his 20's who wears emo glasses and rocks out solo to emo songs in his room while self-loathing, but proceeds to go home with chicky-poos weekend after weekend after weekend, some having a 5 o'clock shadows down below.

After hating on himself for a month straight, J.A. proved he was a closet pimp, by going home with different girls on 3 consecutive nights, only to hate himself again in the morning

See closet, pimp, closet pimp, fun, shadow
86

Random Words:

Ritalin
1. A prescription medication for people with attention deficit disorder (ADD). I used to be on Ritalin, but I got knocked out when taking ..
Read more
>=o\
1. Emoticon for pissed-off, annoyed or agitated. Optimus Prime: I know I asked last month too, but can I borrow about $500 for the electri..
Read more
Wins!
1. An expression of pure (and often surprising) triumph in the face of irritable and formerly formiddable opposition, especially from inani..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free