What is Closet Pooper?
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A person who is scared to poop in a public washroom while other people are in it. This person will wait quietly and patiently in their stall until every last person has left before he/she will begin to poop.
Sara ran to the bathroom to go number two, unfortunately for her there were three other women in the washroom and Sara was a closet pooper.
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Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.
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As used by Chavs who were recently arrested for driving and want to give you £50 to take their car back to Northfield.
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