Closet Romantic

What is Closet Romantic?

Someone who pretends to hate romance and all things romantic. Usually seen as someone who's very mean and/or agressive. romance

Shandy seemed like a complete bitch on the outside, but she was secretly a closet romantic.

See closet, romantic, hate, secret

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