What is Closet Scaredaphobic?
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A person who says they like to be scared, but cannot deal with it once they are there.
Example: Someone who says they love to watch scary movies, but spends the whole time covering their eyes.
My girlfriend is such a closet scaredaphobic because she begged me to see "Friday the 13th" with her, and while we were there, she hid under her jacket for most of the movie.
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The act of licking someone's hairy anus.
I elected not to shave my ass, as I wanted to serve up a fresh serving of dingleberry pie..