Closet Sucker

What is Closet Sucker?

A male who enjoys sucking a cock but does it without openly expressing this joy to his peers or social surroundings.

I never knew Peter liked to suck cock, he was a real closet sucker.

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Zipper Fuck

1. to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis. Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zippe..

Jock Sway

1. When one tries to fart while drunk and accidently shits the strides thus resulting in a gentle "jock sway" when he or she make..

Beef Willingham

1. A crazy fat guy who farts often You hear about Todd? Yeah, that wanksta's a Beef Willingham. He smells like Ruben Studdard's ..

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