What is Closet Tits?
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a woman who has really nice, large breasts but for some reason always chooses to hide them. She can often be seen wearing loose fitting over-sized clothing. Only on the rarest of occasions can you see her true form. This could be the result of embarassment from pre-mature physical developement.
I didnt realize Jennifer had closet tits until she got drunk and took her loose sweater off, revealing very large breasts.
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step 1) put something shiny on your female/male partners bunghole (preferrably glitter of some sort)
step 2)screw it in.
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