What is Closet Tits?
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a woman who has really nice, large breasts but for some reason always chooses to hide them. She can often be seen wearing loose fitting over-sized clothing. Only on the rarest of occasions can you see her true form. This could be the result of embarassment from pre-mature physical developement.
I didnt realize Jennifer had closet tits until she got drunk and took her loose sweater off, revealing very large breasts.
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When someone is grieving the loss of a loved one and while having sex uses his/her tears as lube.
After my Dad's funeral last nigh..
