Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Lyzz

1. Pornstar! That girl is such a lyzz. See porn, gross, ewww, sex..

Underdick

1. It's the underside of a dick, where it rests on the balls. That dude is hot as underdick! See balls, dick, sweat, sack, scrotum..

Raffles Junior College

1. A ~premier~ institution for higher learning. Student population is 90% incestuous with RI/RGS kids with 10% from other schools. Students..

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