Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Edgeplay

1. Sexual play that is very extreme in nature. Said to be on the edge of safety and sometimes even sanity. Can be very dangerous if not pr..

Heathering

1. n, feminine - To thrash ones arms and legs wildly on the bed due to sexual ecstacy, especially upon having an unexpectedly good orgasm. ..

Kiteing

1. When a male thrusts his pelvis foreward and backward while wearing only boxers. When the ball sack hits the gooch area, it makes a clapp..

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