Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Ullz

1. ullz is generally used as an emphasis word, meaning it creates extra emphasis on the emotion that is it referring to. ullz is NOT a no..

Monkey Wage

1. Low wages (as in "peanuts"). "What?! You want me to clean that funky toilet with this nasty, hairy, dry sponge and witho..

Tanqueray And Tonic

1. a baller drink she must be a baller why? she's drinking a tanqueray and tonic See baller, gin, tonic, tnt..

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