Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Heebaa

1. its not over until the fat man sings, see hany. He loves these words, and acting like a leb wannabe. "heebaa i smell brownies baki..

Zomfgstfu

1. Z-O-M-G-S-T-F-U there are many interpretations: o my fucking god shut the fuck up you are such a bitch! you need to zomfgstfu See 1..

Uncuntfortable

1. when stuck in a situation with a cunt you are particularly unfond of. alastair: hi guys! cameron: well this is uncuntfortable... See ..

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