Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

W0ne

1. Great place where people chat and meet 'n shit You gonna go to w0ne I've just got of w0ne TriX kicks ass on w0ne Fuck that..

Eef

1. Victory eeF! 2. A male who has a fetish for smelling girls bicycle seats. There's that eef Herbie sniffing Joan's bike sea..

Flakaphobia

1. 1) TO BE AFRAID OF AND TRAUMATIZED BY THE SUPERVISOR WHO STANDS OVER YOU WITH FLAKES FALLING DOWN UPON YOU LIKE SNOW. 2) FEAR OF FLAKIN..

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