Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Poonini

1. A fetus's very tiny vagina. I stuck it up a pregnant bitch and got in her babies poonini. See poon, poonani, poontang, poonono, p..

Manlotion

1. Hand lotion for guys. Smells usually include manly things. guy1: my hands feel so much cleaner now. guy2: dude they smell way to fruit..

Gookitube

1. when you look something up on the internet using google, wikipedia, and/or youtube Everyone was talking about "2 girls, 1 cup"..

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