Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?


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Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial


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