Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Quasmitude

1. When you scrotebuff in the shower. Hank: Why has TJ been in the shower for so long? Chris: I don't know, maybe he's scrotebu..

45 - 35

1. A football score where Texas beat Oklahoma by 10 points. It turns out in inbred okie math 35 points are more than 45. Bob "suck a d..

Chestery

1. A guy who seems like he would or has molested children or raped a woman. "that guy at the park was so chestery I had to take my ki..

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