Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Dirt Rim

1. The rim of the anus. Cailtin's dirt rim is looser than a goddamn goose. See Punisher..

Fanta Baws

1. Ginger coloured pubic hairs prominently displayed on ones bollocks "away and get yer fanta baws tae fu*k ya ginger clown" He..

Yaooo

1. 1. A common term for greeting a fellow man. 2. A common term for alerting a fellow man of nearby female presence. Yaooo, check her out..

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