Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Zhoot

1. When a boy farts out of his penis 1) I made such a loud zhoot in class the other day See fart, queaf, flatulence..

Modcons

1. Abbreviated form of Modern Conviences; means 'fully loaded". Popular in the 1960's when modern conveniences were new and..

Volacide

1. Complete and utter cataclysmic annihilation of the human race. "In due time volacide will occur and all traces of intelligent life..

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