Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Crad-dick

1. a craddock aka an evil doctor I bet that crad-dick is rubbing my 80 dollars for five minutes all over his swamp crotchthat he got from ..

Queef Muffler

1. A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent. She was wearing a queef muff..

Crott

1. Someone who is in between creepy and hot. Someone having both traits of creepy and hot. That girl at the Stars Wars convention was real..

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