Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Drew Dean

1. to head butt ones taint; can be done from female to male; male to male; or male to female can be combine with running and jumping to d..

Olive Drab

1. 1. A know it all 2. A shade of green "That guy's an olive drab"..

Accidental Sex

1. Having sex with someone when you honestly didn't intend to, or are trying not to. Not always a bad thing and is no big deal becaus..

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