Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Herold

1. The region between a woman's vagina and anus, or a man's penis and anus. "I was performing oral sex on her, and i though..

Tirelicious

1. A description for a tire so good that it looks delicious. Person 1: I got new tires on my car. Person 2: They look tirelicious! See t..

Elvis

1. The Absolute King of Rock and Roll . all you other punkasses can sit down and breath thru your nose. He truly was Americas Penis. Huge ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Closet Twilighter Edit Meaning