Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Negotiations

1. Used to define fledgling relationships; a yuppie-ized substitute for the antiquated notion of "dating" - "So is he your ..

Oxymorons

1. It's a contradiction in the same sentence or word. Honest lawyer. Cheap vacation. Nice ex wife/husband. Intelligent blond. See..

Rampolla

1. The last name of awesomely sexy people. Most commonly follows an Italian first name. or Pretty dope and bad ass Itali..

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