Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Bent Wang

1. When a mans penis is crooked. Jose had a bent wang and when I gave him head , it kept hitting me in the side of the mouth. See crooked..

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1. its teh kitty cat ^^ =(^,^)= >eats> <*(((>< See kitty, cat, kitten, meow, feline..

W00t-yah

1. An expression os happiness or joy. w00t and booyah combined. I passed eight grade. w00t-yah! See alyssa..

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