Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Justique

1. being high on some sort of drug, presumably marajuana. Person one: "Wow, look at that rainbow" Person two: "Man, that g..

5 Star

1. smacking someone with ur palm spread out so they get a red handprint on them. "Damn Joe just 5 starred John on the back for scuffi..

Dog Skidder

1. The quarter size( depending on the size of your dogs buthole), smeared poop dot left by a dog whiping its ass on your carpet. Dude, im ..

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