Closet Twilighter

What is Closet Twilighter?

Somene who says they hate the twilight books, but secretly reads them, is obssessed with edward and deep down wants to be a blood thirsty vampire.

Person A:"Hey have you seen twilight?"

Person B:"Nah i dont have time for that crap."

*hidden in their room, person b is swooning over edward and crying at the really romantic parts* aka a closet twilighter*

See secret, obsession, indifference, in denial

Greaver

1. a confusion between the words "beaver" and "groundhog". "HOLY SHIT LOOK I SEE TWO GREAVERS!" other dude;..

Jarl

1. The flyest guy in a crew, usually the strongest and fittest, and knows how to walk the walk and talk the talk. A downright gangsta NY N..

Teather

1. General term for a skank, slut, whore. Hey! Look at that teather over there! I bet she fucks on the first date! Go ask her what her n..

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