What is Closet Vampire?
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One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
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A large gingerwho likes booze, fire, and staying out late. Usually rides around in a large vehicle with music pounding and smoke rolling..
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It's like a Frankenstein, except lol style!!!1!!!111
Jed: Wow, Frank3nst31n is funny
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me, myself, I (from the parting salutation at the end of a letter)
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