What is Closet Vampire?
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One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
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n. The pungent smelling urine expelled after eating asparagus.
Post asparagus piss syndrome
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when one thinks its cool to lick things that aren't green.
Yo dawg don't rump-a-rump-roo when im in the room!
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