What is Closet Vampire?
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One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
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One who constantly uses words(particularly the word(s) of the day) they found on this site and pretends/insists/swears/prays to god that..
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is when one person is so fantastically hammered
he sure is hammerific isnt he?
he was so hammerific he fell over
See drunk, hammered,..
