Closet Vampire

What is Closet Vampire?

One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.

Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.

Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."

Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."

See twilight, vampire, blood

Fuck Year

1. Just like "fuck yeah", but more macho, I guess. DOUK NUEKEM, FUCK YEAR. See fuck yeah, fuck, duke, nukem..

49th Base

1. For male: Sticking your penis in the exhaust pipe of a f1 car For Female: Sticking a f1 car exhaust pipe into your vagina Man I went t..

Zombie Holocaust

1. its coming whats your plan for the zombie holocaust? hope u got guns and spam See zombie, apocalypse, doomed, holocaust, fucked..

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