Closet Vampire

What is Closet Vampire?

One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.

Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.

Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."

Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."

See twilight, vampire, blood

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