Closet Vampire

What is Closet Vampire?

One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.

Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.

Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."

Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."

See twilight, vampire, blood

Roftas

1. Rolling on floor taking a shit "What he said was so funny I fell off the bowl and was roftas" See lol, rofl, roflcopters, tt..

Quell

1. to crush; subdue, to quiet; allay 2. Quiet and Well. It is a mix of the two words. -I banged my head on the brick wall and I don&apos..

Rat Chaser

1. A very small and annoying dog such as a chihuahua. That chihuahua could be used for chasing rats. What a rat chaser. See annoying, gay..

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