Closet Vampire

What is Closet Vampire?

One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.

Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.

Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."

Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."

See twilight, vampire, blood

Zaaaa

1. An expression of excitement. When one is really happy about something they often zaaaa, the more a's used the more the excitement...

Noperino

1. A version of no. "Going to the party tonight?" "Noperino." See nope, no, nah..

Nigger Nigger

1. A twix chocolate bar Arthur: YO nigger pass some of that nigger nigger Troy: nah man, its too good See nigga nigga, chocolate, bar, t..

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