What is Closet Vampire?
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One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
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If one is able to repay their debts and reward favoures in kind, then one is said to be Good Like Gandalf.
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an amusing substute for your mom
X: You're fat
Y: Your mom is fat
X: Your llama is fat
Y: Damn...I can't compete with that..
