What is Closet Vampire?
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One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
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Notoriously bad drivers
John Rocker: "Do you see this person driving in front of me? I guarantee it's an Asian woman!"
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Chris Brown's alternative name. He also goes by C.B.
"This ya boi CHRIS BREEZY!Comin at ya with the new Exclusive Album!"..
