What is Closet Vampire?
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One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
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A fun activity where you and a friend or two come up with new, creative ways to beat, kill, demean, or otherwise torture midgets.
Pleas..
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A clothing style not fancy enough to be termed as formal, yet more formal than casual.
Hey, that Polo shirt is really quasiformalish!!!..
