Closet Vampire

What is Closet Vampire?

One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.

Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.

Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."

Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."

See twilight, vampire, blood

Throw A Deuce

1. to give the peace sign with midle and index fingers I saw you throw a deuce to jack before you peaced out See peace, peace out, duce, ..

Vito Jr.

1. Take a crap in shower as was done by Vito Jr in The Sopranos I could see brown flakes streaming my way after the kid in the next shower..

The Roast

1. see also the Force. An undefinable power that permeates all things, living and inanimate. This power allows those who are keenly attuned..

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