What is Closet Vampire?
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One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
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Someone who is addicted to twittering and cannot stop. They update they're staus at least 10 times an hour if not more.
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to take a dump.
Man, that Mexican food is going right through me. I need to drop Obama off at the convention!
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murder of an innocent baby's life..
