What is Closet Vampire?
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One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
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Random Words:
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Torture.
We used enhanced interrogation techniques to try to obtain information.
We used torture to try to obtain information.
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Asshole. The anus.
I totally gave it to your mum last night up the used food tube, she loved it!!!
See anus, booty, butt, poo chute..
