What is Closet Vampire?
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One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
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A term of affection that a Master Lubbinz calls his beloved Mistress Lubbinz when he is either calling her on the phone, talking to her ..
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Some one not from around here, having dubious opinions and odors. Taken originally as a reference from Monty Python and the holy grail.
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