What is Closet Vampire?
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One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
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the kats penis and or balls
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A professional in the ancient art of Mushroom Tattoos.
See also Mushroom tattoo
Dale winton is THE greatest Mushroom Tattooist..
