Closet Vampire

What is Closet Vampire?

One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.

Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.

Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."

Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."

See twilight, vampire, blood

Jack Bauer Day

1. n. 1. A day dedicated to watching a full season of 24, as if you're actually watching the show in real time. Some may start watch..

Zero Two

1. One of the more disturbing Nintendo Villains. It is the reincarnation of Zero from Kirby Dreamland 3. Zero died at the end of the game, ..

W.w.i.a.f.t.m

1. Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men! W.W.I.A.F.T.M! Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men! Wacky Waving Inflatable ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Closet Vampire Edit Meaning