What is Closet Vampire?
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One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
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Derogitory term to a mate that he likes to scoff knobs
Cam: I think I might go shopping for a new pair of shoes.
Lionel: You knob scof..
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One that is vertically challenged and at the same time overweight.
"That dude can't beat me at basketball, just look at him, ..
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The Key for an Aston Martin
Woah nice DBS can I drive it!
Yeah take the Emotional Control Unit.
See aston martin, key, emotional cont..
