What is Closet Vampire?
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One who secretly reads the Twilight trilogy because they are afraid to be like everyone else. Or they don't want to be harassed by haters.
Usually they read them in the dark, and don't tell anybody they read them.
Person 1 - "I hate Twilight and everyone who reads them."
Person 2 - "Sure you do, Everyone knows your a closet vampire."
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A truck, specifically originating from Palatka, Florida, that appears to be raised in the front and lower in the back. In technical term..
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A four-eyed fuck face.
Look at that quazeyed fuck over there reading his Wall Street Journal.
See fuck face, fucker, four eyes, glasse..
