Closet Wampus

What is Closet Wampus?


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A six legged creature that is found in your closet. It has two legs to hold the door, and four legs to shred some more. It is of the same species of the wampus cat.

Chris: Oh no! The closet Wampus totally shredded my abercrombie sweater!!

Ryan: That sucks man. The same thing happened to me, except it was my pants.

See wampus, closet, cat, shred, fag


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