Closet Zombie

What is Closet Zombie?

(Noun). A zombie who seems to have been hiding in your closet and suddenly comes out to eat you.

(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.

(Noun). "Dude i was playing Left 4 Dead last night and had to fight tons of Closet Zombies!"

(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"

See a, person, who, spends, to, much, time, in, his, or, her, closet, zombie, whole, jumps, out, of, your, eat, you

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