Closetable

What is Closetable?

When a girl is so hot you have your friend hide in the closet and videotape you having sex with her.

"Dude that Kristen chick is definitely closetable."

Get Shitty Chested

1. v. To get fucked up so badly that it's just pathetic. Relating to the Chicago Steamer, where you get shitted on the chest. I'..

The Goal

1. The Goal is hockey legend and defenseman Bobby Orr's over time, Stanly Cup winning goal, on March 10, 1970. Through this game winni..

Fpita

1. A fucking pain in the ass When she got her new cell phone with unlimited minutes, she went from a PITA to an FPITA. See fpita, fucking..

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