Closet-emo

What is Closet-emo?


1.

Closet-emo (or closet emo)

Someone who engages in acts very similar to the emo subculture, whether it be by listening to "emotional" bands such as Hawthorne Heights or Panic! At the Discoor writes depressed broken heart poetry, but tries to keep the "extracurricular activities" secret from friends and peers.

Closet Emos sometimes have physical aspects similar to normal emos, as they may have dyed black hair an extremeley pale complexion, however paleness may be an attribute to an extreme gamer. However, for them most part they look relativly normal.

The Closet emo has become a rarety in later dates, since the commercialisation of the emo and emo subculture, emos no longer needing to fear the highschool football captian bashing them up for wareing eyeliner.

Guy: You dye your hair black! Youre a closet emo.

Girl: His hairs DYED BLACK? Fuck, it looks natural.

Closet-emo: You wouldn't know if I was a closet emo, Twiggy, since id be in the closet, which you cant open

Guy: I can so work a door! (goes and opens doors and closes it)

See emo, secret, closet, closet emo, black

2.

One that secretly is "emo" but does not dress it or have an emo cut. Usually remains limited to emo music, in private only.

Brandon is such a closet-emo, he listens to Underoath, Fall Out Boy, Senses Fail, and Saosin, but he still dresses like a wigga/downe boy.


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