What is Closet-goblin?
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A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.
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AN EAR TWIGLET is a little crisp like creature that lives in peoples ears....it eats wax
doctor: oh look he's definitly got an Ear..
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Nonexistent and crap sounding.
The phrase "in the basement" is a la dodo bird.
See crap, nonexistent, stoopid, dodo, blowjob..