What is Closet-goblin?
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A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.
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When a man takes his errect penis, and bounces it off the forehead or mouth of a woman.
He gave her a velvet hammer, right before he b..