What is Closet-goblin?
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A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.
Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.
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Adjective:
For something to be in absolute disarray.
My mind is scatterfucked
His room is scatterfucked
See messy, scattered
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(noun) A douche that uses vinegar to flush out a woman's vaginal cavity.
Helen, you should use a vinegar douche.
See douche, peeb..