Closeting

What is Closeting?

A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.

"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"

"Becky, he is totally closeting."

See closeted, gay, faggot, homosexual, queer

The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.

Tom: Did you see Sally today?

John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!

Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!

John: Oh Yeah!

See closet

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