What is Closeting?
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A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.
"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."
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2.
The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.
Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!
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A totally awsome thing, person, or metaphysical entity
My god Chad these tight kakhis are the total Behdad Bozorgnia..
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The inability to properly perform cunnilingus (go down on a chick) due to extreme dryness. Often occurs when the female is extremely in..
