What is Closeting?
1.
A guy who is trying too hard to convince people he's straight when we all know he's a raging homosexual.
"Oh my god, Eric is sooo hot!"
"Becky, he is totally closeting."
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2.
The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.
Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!
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Random Words:
1.
To annoy, pester, or badger in a violent manner. Usually accompanied with anger.
Mary was jennifering the teacher last class period.
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Chicken dick, also used to express indignation or surprise.
"Verga de pollo!! I lost."
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