Closetmonkey

What is Closetmonkey?

A playful euphemism of someone who is homosexual but not yet out of the closet.

"no one knows i'm gay except you guys"

"aw you're a lil closetmonkey"

See closet, gay, homosexual, playful, nickname

a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at HIDES IN THE CLOSET if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her

*straight*:what the fuck are u doing <put name here> can i come in?(<only for GIRLS!)

*gay*wanna come in (for girl)wanna come in(guy)

*straight*yes(girl)nowaht the fuck are u doing get out of my house!(guy)

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