Closetmonkey

What is Closetmonkey?

A playful euphemism of someone who is homosexual but not yet out of the closet.

"no one knows i'm gay except you guys"

"aw you're a lil closetmonkey"

See closet, gay, homosexual, playful, nickname

a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at HIDES IN THE CLOSET if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her

*straight*:what the fuck are u doing <put name here> can i come in?(<only for GIRLS!)

*gay*wanna come in (for girl)wanna come in(guy)

*straight*yes(girl)nowaht the fuck are u doing get out of my house!(guy)

Roadjob+

1. similar to a roadjob, but the driver is giving the dome. sure, the roadjob+ is dangerous, but its totally worth it man! See roadjob, d..

Oral Contraception

1. oral contraception: talking your way out of sex boy:lets have sex girl:no 2. Oral sex that ends in orgasm without intercourse. Sara..

Lefts

1. A "lefts", also referred to as a "left" is any kind of lie, fib, deception, exaggeration, or falsification that is u..

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