Closetmonkey

What is Closetmonkey?

A playful euphemism of someone who is homosexual but not yet out of the closet.

"no one knows i'm gay except you guys"

"aw you're a lil closetmonkey"

See closet, gay, homosexual, playful, nickname

a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at HIDES IN THE CLOSET if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her

*straight*:what the fuck are u doing <put name here> can i come in?(<only for GIRLS!)

*gay*wanna come in (for girl)wanna come in(guy)

*straight*yes(girl)nowaht the fuck are u doing get out of my house!(guy)

[spiffy]

1. Came from that odd English word from centuries ago, "spiffing", which was often used in the sentence "Truly spiffing, old..

Tootz

1. Awesome. That girl chillin' on her porch on Westside Cook St. is TOOTZ!!! See awesome, awsum, cool, bad ass, great, chill, amazin..

Cotton Candy

1. Pussy; the cotton being the hair, and the candy being the pink hole and surrounding pink areas. Juggalo A: Did she shave the cotton off..

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