Closetmonkey

What is Closetmonkey?

A playful euphemism of someone who is homosexual but not yet out of the closet.

"no one knows i'm gay except you guys"

"aw you're a lil closetmonkey"

See closet, gay, homosexual, playful, nickname

a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at HIDES IN THE CLOSET if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her

*straight*:what the fuck are u doing <put name here> can i come in?(<only for GIRLS!)

*gay*wanna come in (for girl)wanna come in(guy)

*straight*yes(girl)nowaht the fuck are u doing get out of my house!(guy)

Tappin

1. To penetrate, as in sex. 1. I was tappin that girls ass last night. 2. Sally straped it on and was tappin her bitch...

Crapids

1. Intense, fast moving feces to the effect of class five rapids. The sudden need to find a place to dump. Dude, that burrito I had last..

Autodefenestration

1. The act of throwing oneself out a window. From defenestration, the act of throwing something out a window. Fred's emotional pain ..

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