Closetmonkey

What is Closetmonkey?

A playful euphemism of someone who is homosexual but not yet out of the closet.

"no one knows i'm gay except you guys"

"aw you're a lil closetmonkey"

See closet, gay, homosexual, playful, nickname

a gay neighbor that thinks hes cool and comes over at HIDES IN THE CLOSET if this is a guy it isnt bad run in the closet with her

*straight*:what the fuck are u doing <put name here> can i come in?(<only for GIRLS!)

*gay*wanna come in (for girl)wanna come in(guy)

*straight*yes(girl)nowaht the fuck are u doing get out of my house!(guy)

Garret

1. Amazing kid at anything he tries, usually has brown hair and is the perfect person, will never give up on anything he loves. Every girl ..

Uds

1. pronounced -you-dee-es- Ugly duckling syndrome A person who has grown up as an physically unattractive person but later becomes good l..

Alps

1. Female breasts, boobs, cans, bags, juggs, tits, twins, milk spouts etc. "Yo dude, check out the alps on that one." "Yea..

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