Closing Bitch

What is Closing Bitch?

An employee who mostly works closing shifts.

"Hey man, want to hang out on Friday night?"

"Nah, can't. I'm the closing bitch, remember?"

See closer, night shift, biatch, graveyard

Jumbodork

1. Any guy seen on the Jumbotron at a sporting event, especially the dorky ones. Often seen sporting ridiculous headwear or a painted chest..

Extravagazinating

1. Extra extravagent. my shoes are extravagazinating. My Cock is extravagazinating. See extra, extravagant..

Uti

1. A painful infection in your bladder where you feel like you have to pee all the time and when you do go to pee barely anything comes out..

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