Closing Bitch

What is Closing Bitch?

An employee who mostly works closing shifts.

"Hey man, want to hang out on Friday night?"

"Nah, can't. I'm the closing bitch, remember?"

See closer, night shift, biatch, graveyard

Insta-dome

1. Refers to when something is so badass or sexy that simply having it or wearing it will get you free sex from anyone. Think like axe body..

Epic Day

1. A annual holiday falling on March 10th. Originally started to celebrate the birthday of THE Chuck Norris, Epic Day involves listening to..

Lebanese Goggles

1. When a man drops his balls onto his partners eye's... "I gave that chick the meanest Lebanese goggles last night...shit"..

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