Closter Edit Meaning

1.

1: A town in New Jersey.

2: (adj) of low intelligence; to be 'ghetto fabulous'

3: (v) used for people in rich families. to fall down in life, hard.

1: Closter is such a crappy place.

2: You see Robert McFag over there? He's so closter.

3: You idiot; why did you have to be clostered?!

2.

anything dealing with asian people/things

holy shit morning glory is so frkn closter

3.

a place were kids are rich and spoiled and get wasted on there use parents money. there is so much drama. from bad mouths to fist fight. all the different cliques. skaters hang behind burger king, the jocks at there friends houses and play man hunt. the popular girls hang out in there friends basements. and uss we hang out everywere.. from downtown closter to eachothers houses.. everyone noes everyone.. from the west side,, the poor side to the east side the west side. plus there are alottt of asians! asian this asian that.. damn we have like 5 million nail salons! that my hometown, CLOSTER

"o shit! closter is in the house?!", "closter is mcbizz the shizz", "closter.. so much drama"

See closter, haworth, tms, hps, dms

4.

a town full of people who hang out behind the burger king and smoke the weed typically rich kids who are all emo and slit there wrist and cry about nothing and have a myspace

that kid is drinking cheap ass beer he's so not closter

See rachel

5.

v.Clostered-to have a party that gets busted by the Fuzz

Dude, your party got clostered.

See Don Juan

6.

(N): An upper-middle class town located in Bergen County, New Jersey. Unfortunately notable for having annoying, spoiled people, unfit parents, and Non-English-Speaking businesses in a predominantly English speaking town.

(N2): A backfired party, complete with warm, generic beer, douchebags wearing Ed Hardy gear, and girls constantly taking pictures for Facebook or MySpace.

(V): To take unnecessary pride on one's self.

(N): "Where do you wanna move after Grad School?"

"Closter, New Jersey, man. I got a little fetish going on when it comes to Asians and Obnoxious Guidos."

(N2) "You going to that party?"

"Hell no. Last time I went, I checked out the booze, and the label just said 'Beer', plus I had to pose for a picture every 5 minutes".

(V): "That Guido chick had her parents buy her a Mercedes for Christmas. She's totally Clostering about it. What an ass."

See closter, new jersey, northern valley, bergen, bergen county, united states, rich, guido, asian, douchebag, white

7.

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

See Don Juan